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What do you have if three lawyers
are buried up to their necks in sand?
— Answer: not enough sand.
If you have a bad lawyer, why not get a new one?
— Answer: changing lawyers is like moving to a new
deck chair on the Titanic.
What do you call a retired lawyer?
— Answer: Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
— Answer: Senator or Congressman.
An Irreverent Look at Lawyers,
Laws, Justice and Judges
You know who lawyers are: they are people
who will spend your last cent
to prove that they’re right, and
then they’re wrong half the time.
And of course they keep your
money even if they lose.
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