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And if you really believe this,
I also have some oceanfront property
right here in Colorado I want to sell you.

I feed myself on this type of stuff because it’s hard

for most of us lawyers to stay motivated.

This is because we’re always suing someone.

We are known as the most enthusiastically negative

people in the world. But it’s not without cause.

In defense of lawyers (most of whom need a lot of

defense), do you have any idea how difficult it is to

stay motivated or ‘up’ when you have to face one

negative person or situation after another all day?

Law offices are negative places because they consist

of lawyers.

Lawyers are often negative because they have to

deal with one negative situation after another all

day long.

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