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“How do you tell the difference between a dead
lawyer and a dead skunk in the road?”
The answer is there are skid marks in front of the skunk.
A client of mine called and he was laughing like mad.
He said, “What do you call 500 lawyers with
leg-weights on at the bottom of the ocean?”
I told him I didn’t know. He replied, “A start.”
And to think I even won his case for him too.
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Lawyers or White Rats?
I heard they were starting to use lawyers, instead of
white rats, for certain biological experiments.
They claim there are three
reasons for this.
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