Page 18 - Lawyer Humor PUB_Neat

Then I also heard that psychologists have plenty to do

just trying to cure each others’ neurosis and

phobias and sociopathic conditions.

So I wound up going to law school instead.

-

-

Psychologists vs. Psychiatrists

I used to wonder what the difference was between

a psychiatrist and a psychologist. Then I found out…

a psychiatrist drives you crazy,

the psychologist tests you to find out how far.

Also, because I’m a spiritual person, and ‘The Gospel

Coach,’ I also thought I wanted to be a pastor. I even

tried it for a spell, and was the pastor of a Vineyard

Christian Fellowship for a couple of years, even while

I was working as a lawyer full time. It wasn’t my calling!

Someone has observed that lawyers and the clergy are

very much the same. To wit . . .

“It is uncertain whether the doctors of LAW,

or the doctors of DIVINITY,

have made the greatest strides

in the lucrative business of MYSTERY.”

18