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Lawyers have long been accused of being the only

people in the world who can turn black and white

into grey.

But I’ll have you know that painters can do the exact

same thing.

I overheard someone saying he didn’t mind lawyers

all that much. But he added he just didn’t want any

moving into his neighborhood. He didn’t want his kids

going to school with a lawyer’s kids.

I discovered I didn’t have many lawyer friends.

In fact, at one time I only had two lawyer friends.

One was a criminal lawyer and he was in jail.

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The other was an

ambulance chaser.

He was in the hospital,

having been backed

over by an ambulance.

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