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Yes, I Did Become a Lawyer

Yes, I am a lawyer, but I hope you won’t hold this

against me. I’m just a product of legal brainwashing

and conditioning.

I wanted to go to psychology. After my undergrad

work in college in both business and psychology,

I wanted to go to psychology graduate school.

But I was in Texas, and the only two schools I was

accepted at were in places that were really cold.

I’d heard about all the money psychologists make on

Monday mornings —

from folks who watched

football games on the

weekend.

It was claimed that

every time the teams

went into a huddle, thousands of people thought

they were

talking about them.

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