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Lawyers’ secretaries… are often down in the dumps

because of their bosses.

How would you feel if you were a legal secretary

and you were ready to leave work for the day.

You pop your head into your bosses’ office saying,

“Hey, boss, have a nice day!”

He snarls back: “Don’t tell me what to do!”

This is how it is in some offices.

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Lawyers Are Always Fighting Someone

Lawyers seem to have to fight with everyone —

even judges, some of whom think they’re God, and

often act like God in their courtroom.

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