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They always fight with other lawyers too.

Then they have to fight with their clients to collect

their fees — especially if they lose! What a life.

This is why lawyers often collect fees up front.

It is said:

Practicing law is a lot like

practicing prostitution.

In both cases, the value

of services rendered

greatly declines

once those services

have been performed.

After tough days at the office, then lawyers spend

their nights worried about the next day’s battles.

And you thought being a lawyer was just a lot of fun

and games, right?

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