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Doctor Ink's Bar Etiquette

The Doctor’s drinks knowledge spans from the 1500’s to the 1920’s.

Drinks from the future can be purchased elsewhere.

At busy times please feel free to ask one of the serving wenches or hosts for a bottle of ale or
glass of sparkling wine to be enjoyed while you wait to be served some our fabulous, fancy
mixed drinks.

The good doctor was once shipwrecked in the Bermuda Triangle. Fortunately he was rescued by a
giant sea turtle. In gratitude to the beast’s selfless act he vowed to not use nasty modern
plastic in his drinks.
We recycle the tubular drink extraction devices that are in some of our drinks - This will save

the world, the turtle & his marine friends.
These tubular drink extraction devices are from the Doctor’s private collection and as such, he
has vowed to shoot any cutpurses, blaggards & thieves who relinquish him of them......
Failing that, the Doctor will paste their light-fingered, narrow eyed visages all over the aptly
named Face-Book and post their likenesses where they belong...... in the toilets for all to see their
shame ... Likewise, if you try to relinquish him of any of his possessions including cups, menus,

glasses or decorations as THEY ARE NOT YOURS.

Please keep the volume of conversation at a reasonable level & refrain from cursing.

Do not interrupt other guests - if you came here to hit on strangers, you are in the wrong bar.

We will refuse to serve any guests who seem to have ingested too much Fire-water...
No debate regarding our decision will be entered into....
Water is available if you need rehydration

Please refrain from making too much noise when leaving the establishment as lonely or
less fun people are sleeping.

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