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Hawaiian Gods Punch
Havana 7 Yr Old,
Flor De Cana 4yr Old
Hibiscus & Lime Sherbet,
Vin Rose
Homemade Hibiscus Seltz
Doctor Ink’s Bitters,
Flamed Green Chartreuse Princess Ka’iulani
Pot for 2 – 17.0 4 - 33.0
Or Bowl for 8 – 65.0
Sweet/Floral/Tropical
At his mother’s Golden Jubilee, the doctor met a Hawaiian Princess who was over on a state
visit from the islands. The Doctor immediately fell for the beautiful Princess Victoria
Kawekiu Kaʻiulani Lunalilo Kalaninuiahilapalapa Cleghorn, but was forever fumbling her name in
his nervous state,
The Princess & her mother’s visit was cut short however by news of a rebellion. Daedalus
seeing an opportunity, offered to transport the beauty back to her home soil under the guise
of a mission for his mother to assert the Crown’s influence on the islands.
The Doctor tried everything to ‘woo’ the young Princess on the journey but it was only
when arriving on the islands & by using a blend of rums, Hawaiian flowers draped around his
neck & water from a local spring the Doctor got her whole tribe punch drunk. While both he
& the tribe were in the less than lucid state, he finally managed to pronounce her name
perfectly securing the gorgeous Princess’s attention & affection,
When news of his affair spread across the Empire and United States, he inadvertently
assisted in the overthrow of Kaʻiulani’s kingdom by giving reason for the USA to invade,
The Doctor left in disgrace with only a few bales of precious flowers as a keepsake of his
forbidden love ... The princess not for the lack of trying never got her kingdom back.....
Inspiration ‘Cooling Cups & Dainty Drinks’ William Terrington 1869
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