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had taken his place. Something went wrong. Stellanova was the only
         one to witness the impact.”
           “Yes,  I  saw  it  all,”  said  the  aerialist  with  a  shudder.  “At  first
         Provornin seemed quite capable of standing in for Gurmovnik.  He
         crouched down in the correct stance and told me he was ready.  But
         when  the  projectile  arrived  he  stumbled  and  it  struck  him  right
         between the eyes. He died instantly.”
           “So  she  says,”  put  in  Gurmovnik  bitterly.  “Provornin  was  my
         friend.  I  had  sprained  a  mid-leg  during  my  juggling  act,  which
         immediately preceded the ball toss, and I asked him to carry on for
         me. He was a trouper: he knew what to do—if the signal were given
         when he really was ready, and not before.”
           “I resent that implication!” snapped Stellanova.
           “I don’t care if you do,” replied Gurmovnik. “Everybody knows
         Provornin  jilted  you.  You’re  not  one  to  let  that  go  without
         retribution. You think you can wave your antennae at any flea you
         want and he’ll jump at the chance to become your attentive servant.
         Well, Provornin saw through all of that. He told me—“
           “Stop!” shouted Karpechki. “You’re speaking of the insect I love!
         Leave Stellanova out of this: hasn’t she suffered enough?”
           Trixie’s ears twitched, throwing the disputants off balance.  “Aha!”
         she barked. “Cherchez la femme! It sounds to me like you had a motive
         for doing away  with Provornin,  Karpechki: he was a rival for the
         affections of Stellanova.”
           “Absurd!” snorted the leader of the troupe. “I didn’t even know it
         wasn’t Gurmovnik on the receiving end: I was flat on my back and
         couldn’t  see  a  thing.  All  I  did  was  to  launch  the  missile  when
         Raskeloff gave the word.”
           “Raskeloff!” exclaimed Gurmovnik. “You could see it wasn’t me,
         couldn’t you?”
           “No, I couldn’t. I only had eyes for Stellanova.”
           “Just  what  do  you  mean  by  that?”  demanded  Karpechki
         suspiciously.
           “I  mean  I  was  watching  her  intently  for  the  signal,  that’s  all.  I
         wasn’t aware of the substitution.”
           “So you claim,” retorted Karpechki. “I know you’ve been coveting
         Provornin’s  job.  I  recall  you  saying  he  was  an  overrated  braggart
         who couldn’t hop sideways without a compass.”
           “Well, what if I did?” said Raskeloff defensively. “It’s true, even if
         repeating  it  now  is  disrespectful.  And  it  seemed  to  me  that  you
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