Page 36 - The Gluckman Occasional Number Ten

The coffee klatch

Him? We’re just nodding acquaintances—
we put each other to sleep.

I had a dinner date with a An astronaut tried to get me
taxidermist, but he just wanted on his launch pad, so I gave
to stuff and mount me. him an antigravity belt that
made him see stars.

Well, a guy in the park said he I knew I could wrap him
wanted to kiss me on the rotunda, around my little finger,
so I socked him on the jaw. even though he thought
he could wrap me around
an appendage of his own.

After he told me he was a philatelist,
I gave him a first-class stamping on his foot.