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Cat’s Paw

            Table of Contents

              Introduction                                      1
              1. Self-Evaluation 1: Are you ready?                     8
              2.  Self-Evaluation 2: Are you willing?               11
              3.   Self-Evaluation 3: Are you able?                  15
              4.  How to Apply these Techniques                     18
              5.   Around the House 1: Easily misidentified poisons        22
              6.  Around the House 2: Electromechanical mishaps          31
              7.   Around the House 3: Suffocation and asphyxiation      50
              8.   Around the House 4: Combustibles and explosives      64
              9.   On the Road 1: Car maintenance often overlooked       79
             10.  On the Road 2: Hazardous roads in your area         89
             11. On the Road 3: Trains, buses and trolley cars             97
             12.  In the Air: Was Amelia Earhart a suicide?            106
             13. On Vacation 1: International safety analysis              111
             14.  On Vacation 2: Nature can be unforgiving            118
             15.  In the Hospital: Incompetence magnified             125
             16.  Final remarks: Don’t make it too tidy!               132

            Introduction

           First, caveat emptor! If you seriously intend to make use of the
        information in this book, purchase it with cash. DO NOT use your
        credit card; it, like the dustjacket, is imprinted with codes which
        will be scanned and linked electronically at the point of sale. Later,
        even  if  you  have  destroyed  all  traces  of  owning  this  book,  that
        computer record may be retrieved by an insurance investigator and
        become the basis for  rejecting  your survivors’ claim.  You might
        even  consider  traveling  to  a  book  store  distant  from  your  usual
        haunts; because of the nature of its subject matter, purchasers of
        this  manual  may  be  remembered  months  later  by  the  occasional
        sales clerk with photographic memory.
           Extreme precautions? You had better get used to them. If your
        last act is to be a success, it will have to be approved by some very
        tough  critics.  Insurance  fraud  is  a  growth  industry  in  our  debt-
        ridden and litigious society, and the underwriters have developed a
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