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5. The macho accessory
Boris: my tie is just as long Volodymyr: he can’t see how short
as yours! my tie is when my vest is buttoned.
Donald: Mine looks longer Donald: Mine looks longer
if I steeple. if I steeple.
Abdel: I thought my tie was Justin: I hope no one can tell
king-size: damn! I made my tie from the second
Donald: Mine looks longer pair of pants.
if I steeple. Donald: Mine looks longer
if I steeple.
Vladimir: What is he doing: Donald: Mine looks longer
praying to the devil? if I steeple.
Donald: Mine looks longer Barack: Manspreading is what
if I steeple. counts, not tie length.
