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Omega
EDO: That’s stupid. If they just have an overvalued equity and no
cash, they won’t be able to make another move. If we want Molly B
later, we’ll get it at a steep discount, and the bright boys who started
Omega will be back in the boiler room selling refrigerators to
Eskimos. Ironically, we own that crowdfunding website: nobody saw
what was going on behind our backs.
CEO: Okay. No big deal. Let’s get on with business. When are the
executive compensation packages going to be announced?
Amalgamatrix, Inc.
Transcript: Executive Steering Committee, 4/22/2021
In attendance:
Drew Scriver, Chief Executive Officer
Jabez Levine, Enterprise Development Officer
Colin Sicke, Corporate Compliance and Legal Officer
Parton Parcell, Chief Financial Officer
Tamara Knight, Investor Relations
Agenda item: merger with Endrun Corp.
CEO: I need some clear thinking here. Our jobs are on the line: a
shareholder revolt is a real possibility.
CFO: Yes. Too late for a poison pill. Never be approved.
CFO: I still don’t understand how we got into this predicament. The
shareholder meeting is tomorrow, and the proxy count is not in our
favor. The board of directors could be toast in twenty-four hours.
That includes us, people.
IR: I’ve had those hostile stock owners analyzed. There are about
fifty of them, each with a small enough number of shares to fly under
the radar. Who could have guessed they would all come out against
our slate?
CCLO: Well, maybe there’s a chance, if they colluded. Who are they?
IR: Still working on that. Registered offshore, multiple nested levels
of ownership—very difficult to trace. Certainly not before tomorrow!
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