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Casebook of the Language Police:


                         1. Egregious Pleonasm


      Yet  another  feature  of  the  decline  of  natural  language  is  the  cancerous
      growth  (or  neoplasm,  a  serendipitous  anagram)  of  pleonasm.  What  has
      been  lost?  Why  should  nouns  need  propping  up  with  superfluous
      modifiers?  Pernicious  solecism  or  linguistic  evolution?  One  can  only
      conclude  that  the  lesser-educated  among  us  (the  majority,  now)  feel
      uneasy  about  the  power  of  simple  words,  that  the  latter  require  some
      additional  force  to  make  them  emphatically  real  or  officially
      sanctioned.  Hearing  them  uttered  by  those  in  authority  (i.e.,  in  the
      broadcast media), however, is disheartening—as well as an occasion for
      bitter laughter. Some recent cases overheard:

             negotiating process
                  snow activity
                  disaster situation
                  accounting purposes
                  court system
                  first-come, first-serve basis
                  lower back area
                  interim period
                  westerly direction
                  economic structure
                  recovery phase
                  for sports use
                  least amount of money  (also, of course, most amount)
                  sales event
                  food items
                  knuckleball type pitcher
                  benefits package
                  a whole plethora
                  contoured style bug shield
                  locking device
                  oil resource
                  purchasing experience
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