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Hegel (1770-1831) & Marx (1818-1883)

                     Hegel claimed spirit generates matter:
                     That’s a dialectic none can shatter;
                     Maybe not, said Marx, but I must nix it,
                     Or turn it on its head—that will fix it.



                                   Wittgenstein (1889-1951)

                            Like a fallen idol was Wittgenstein:
                            He could astound us with his wit then whine,
                            “What I said about language brought me fame—
                            But now I’m demoting it to a game.”







      Morgenbesser (1921-2004)

      “Double negatives no language will shun;
      But a double positive? There is none,”
      Asserted the visiting professor.
      From the back: “Yeah, yeah.” sneered Morgenbesser.
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