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Election 2016
Blind men buff
Their pachyderm’s hide
And spin a tale
On the donkey.
I voted for the puppeteer;
My wooden heart just leaped with cheer,
Stiff fingers reached for all good things:
I liked the way he pulled my strings.
Position available
New housekeeper wanted by crooks
(Who are on the market a drug)
To launder money, cook the books
And sweep it all under the rug.
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