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Still think you,ve got it bad?
We hope you’ve had a blooming brilliant time on your tour of ancient Greece, and now you know all about what those cheeky Greeks got up to – do you STILL think YOU’VE GOT IT BAD?
You do? Really?
OK, modern life can be tough at times. Especially for kids.
Sometimes you have to put a cup in the dIsHWAsHeR and you don’t even get paid for doing it! Don’t your parents realise you’re not a bUtLeR?
Or you’re made to finish an entire plate of SpAgHeTtI bOlOgNaIsE, even though you specifically requested it without any bits in it aT AlL. What part of “completely smooth sauce” don’t they understand?
But hey, at least you don’t have to eat BlOoD sOuP, live on a mountain wearing nothing but a cloak, learn a poem that is 15,693 lines long or get married to someone you’ve never met when you’re just 13.
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