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DISCLAIMER:
Love can increase idiotic thoughts and behaviors in children,
teens, young adults, adults, and seniors. Stupidity is a known
risk of relationships as well as some other physical and

emotional disorders. Call your doctor right away if you have
new or worsening infatuation symptoms, unusual changes in
dating behavior, or thoughts of commitment. Be especially
observant within the first few months of dating or after you let
them change the way you dress and talk.

Approved only for adults 18 and over.
Love® (Intimate Partnership) is not for everyone. Do not
embrace Love if you:

have recently made a resolution to be rational and sane
have uncontrolled flirting and/or cheating tendencies
have a weak stomach
have commitment issues
have immaturity issues
are just a dick

Talk with your health-care provider:
about all your romantic conditions, including foolishness and
compulsive wanting, stupidity, neediness, jealousy,
competitiveness or if you have selfish-dick disorder. Love may
worsen all types of irrationality.

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