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increasing the frequency, but may occur at any time during
relationships.
about your blood pressure. Love can increase your blood
pressure. Your health-care provider should check your blood

pressure prior to and while making Love. Be sure to get
approval from your partner for the particular caretaker to
administer the blood pressure check.

if you experience headache, weakness, immaturity, call out the
wrong name during orgasm, confusion, problems
concentrating, memory problems, or feel unsteady while
making Love, which may be signs of low self-esteem, get used
to it.

Most common side effects of Love (this is not a complete list):

Constipation; pubic lice or crabs; diarrhea; severe immaturity;
dry mouth; headache; loss of appetite; nausea; child support;
chlamydia; craziness with coconut oil; the clap; unpleasant
taste; vomiting; lack of sex; weakness; HIV/Aids; weight loss,

severe anxiety; vaginitis; constipation; bankruptcy; dizziness;
spontaneous sobbing; dry mouth; too much sex; abortion;
suicidal thoughts; genital warts; headache; loss of appetite;
couch-sleeping; nervousness; gonorrhea; mutant
conversations; restlessness; stomach pain or upset; trouble
sleeping; alimony; crusty genitals; weakness; rug burns;
weight gain; threesomes; heavy drinking; apathy; unexplained

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