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SEASON’S HIGHLIGHTS YOU MAY NOT HAVE HEARD

ABOUT

1. Most embarrassing moment of the year:- The Chef looking for a golf ball in the dam at
Camden Haven Golf course – naked – with 4 very senior lady members waiting behind on a stool for
their next shot. OH my God !

2 Luckiest Play of the season:- Macca’s kick & chase against The Ratz

3 No talent award: - Certain match decision makers

4. Biggest call of the year:- Ringo playing in a match with the better half in labour !!!!

5. Best Non-Attendance of the season. Important Semi-Final. No show by Teia ??

6. Best excuse for not attending training:- Pre-natal classes. A number of players

7. Worst excuse for not attending training:- “I’m tired”, Nath Earley

8. Hidden Talent Award:- Murray Polson, wins it hands down

9. Biggest hit of the season:- Adam Gregory on Forster winger @ Old Bar. Honorary mention to
the Nabiac player who hit Woody at Old Bar nearly dislodging Woody’s sole remaining tooth
10. Best Injury:- Thommo. Wins with a fractured eye socket, hairline fracture of cheekbone,
broken nose and a broken thumb. --- all in the one tackle

11. Worst Injury:- Cam Phillips. Knee reconstruction after trial match – out for all season

12. Hardest Head of the Year:- Definitely Jason Smith, but he doesn’t know it

13. Softest Head:- the bloke Jason hit

14. Best fight:- Jason Smith mixing it with the Forster Captain, Half a metre taller.

15. Unluckiest Play of the season:- Losing Hodgy to the Army

16. Unbelievable achievement award:- Pete Wilson for becoming known as J C our saviour

17. The deteriorated body award:- Woody, only he knows why !! Worse this year !!

18. Worst kick of the season:- Joel Minett’s kick for touch in the Major Semi.

19. Golf Day crashed award:- No names mentioned but who will forget our Forster trip

20. Crashed, Clammed & Burned Award :- Leigh Woodhouse from start to finish on our
Melbourne trip. Any time of the day or night, Every time when asked ‘Howya going Woody’?
Answer was always “F*&%$D

21. The totally new person award:- Is it the same Brad Lewis who went to Melbourne and who
came back??
22. Boatrace Information:- We were not defeated at all this season and have only lost one in the
last 4 years.
23. Mr personality award:- Roger Pedrotta