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My Relationship
I’m About Three
JIMS JOKES Years Into My
Relationship Now And
I’ve Started To Have
Erection Difficulties.
My Girlfriend And I
Have Different Ideas
As To What The
Problem Is:
She Bought Me Some
Viagra And I Bought
Her A Treadmill.
Closet In The Nude
A Mother Comes Home From Work To Find That
Her Kids Are Hiding Behind The Couch. She Asks
What’s Wrong, And The Kids Reply That Aunt Sally
Was In The House Naked. So She Goes To Her
Bedroom To Investigate, And She Finds Her
Husband Lying On The Bed Naked And Sweaty.
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. She Asks, “What’s Going On?” He Replies, “I’m
Paddy ordered a whisky. Having A Heart Attack.” She Says “I’m Going To
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like Call 911, While I’m Really Looking For My Sister.”
a drink. She Discovers The Aunt In The Bathroom In The
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a Nude, And Gives Her A Slap, “How Dare You! My
dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!" Husband Is Having A Heart Attack And You’re
Paddy handed his drink back and said Running Around Scaring The Kids!”
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
The Australian turns to the cat and asked him, “do
you have trouble with poo sticking to your fur?”
The cat said no. So the Australian picked up the "I was drinking a martini and the waitress
cat and wiped his bum with him. screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I
know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and
laughed. Well, except for one person."
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