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JIMS JOKES A guy asks, “How
big do penguins
get?”
His colleague says,
“Not much bigger
than 4 feet.”
The guy scratches
his head, “Ok, in
that case I guess I
ran over a nun on
the way to work.”
What animal has five
legs?
A pitbull returning
from a playground.
Today I found
my first grey When my wife starts to sing I always go out and
pubic hair. I got do some garden work so our neighbours can see
really excited, there's no domestic violence going on.
but not as much
as the other
people in the lift.
What do you get when
you cross a bunny and a
Rottweiler?
Just the Rottweiler.
Where exactly are you
taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead
yet!"
"And we’re not there
yet."
I took my grandma to a
fish spa centre where the
little fish eat your dead
skin for only $45.
It was way cheaper than
having her buried in the
cemetery.
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