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bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for
slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

• ADJUSTABLE WRENCH: aka "Another hammer", aka "the Swedish Nut Lathe", aka "Crescent
Wrench". Commonly used as a one size fits all wrench, usually results in rounding off nut heads
before the use of pliers. Will randomly adjust size between bolts, resulting in busted knuckles,
curse words, and multiple threats to any inanimate objects within the immediate vicinity.

• Son of a bitch TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling
'Son of a b*tch' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.

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CLASSIFIEDS

(No pre-owned gems being offered at bargain basement prices this month)

RIDE CALENDAR

Sunday Rides leave from Maccas carpark, corner Ocean Reef Rd & Eddystone Ave, Beldon
8-00am Summer (Oct to March) and 8-30am Winter (April to Sept)

Currently Ride and Deicide
Please let the Committee or Ken (0418925081) if you would like to do a Ride Lead or have
ideas on somewhere you would like to spend riding to for a Sunday Lunch

Wednesday Rides leave McDonalds, corner Wanneroo Rd & Clarkson Ave, Tapping
8-30am Summer (Sept to May) and 9am Winter (June-August) - Ride and decide

Have a Great Australia Day Ride

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