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A grandma and a grandpa are going out for their
daily health walk and grandma can’t decide. “I

JIMS JOKES don’t know, Joe, should I wear my bra do you

think?” “Yeah, Rosie, you better, it’s quite muddy
out.”

A grave digger comes home all tired and
exhausted, nearly dragging his hands on the
ground. “What on Earth happened?!” asks his wife.

“We were burying some mother-in-law or other,
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" and the people applauded so much as we lowered
her into the ground, that we had to do it again and
"That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that again, eight times over!”
over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the
father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask
me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a
bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

An American
guy, a French
guy, and a
Scottish guy go
for a beer. All
their beers, by
some coinci-
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have dence or other,
just lost their bull. The women need to buy arrive with a fly
another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the in it. The
blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can American
find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send pushes the beer
you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds away in disgust. The French guy fishes out the fly
one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes and drinks the beer. The Scotsman takes the fly
to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs out by the wing and yells at it, “Spit it out, spit it
one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell out now ya little hussy!!!”
the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, A blonde goes to court. Eventually the judge says:
she tells the telegraph “I hereby declare the case closed. There is not
operator to send the enough evidence that you stole the $10,000 .”
word "comfortable." The blonde is thrilled: “Gosh, so does that mean I
Skeptical, the operator can keep the money?”
asks, "How will she
know to come with the
trailer from just that
word?" The redhead
replies, "She's a blonde
so she reads slow:
'Come for ta bull.'"

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