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A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her

JIMS JOKES husband's temper. The doctor asks, "So what

seems to be the problem?" The woman says,
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my
husband seems to lose his temper for no reason at
all. It's starting to scare me." The Doctor tells her,
"I think I have just the cure for that. When it
seems your husband is getting angry, just take a
glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth.
Just swish, and swish, but don't swallow it until he
leaves the room or decides to go to bed." Two

weeks later, the woman returns, looking fresh and
reborn. The woman says, "Doctor, that was a
brilliant idea! Every time my husband started to
lose it, I swished with water. I swished and
swished, and he calmed right down! How does a
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing glass of water do that?!" The Doctor informs her,
aid, but didn't want to spend a lot of money. "How "The water itself does nothing. It's having to keep
much do they cost?" he asked the salesman. your mouth shut that does the trick."
"Anything from $2 to $2,000."
"Can I see the $2 model?" said the customer.
The salesman put the device around the man's
neck, and said: "You just stick this button in your
ear and run this little string down into your pock-
et."
"How does it work?" asked the customer.
"For $2, it doesn't work," said the salesman. "But
when people see it on you, they'll talk louder."

The father of five children had won a toy at a
raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one
should have the present. "Who is the most
obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to
mother? Who does everything she says?" Five
small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you
get the toy."
An old man goes to the
Wizard to ask him if he can
remove a "Curse" he has
been living with for the last
40 years.
The Wizard says "maybe,
but you will have to tell me
the exact words that were
used to put the curse on
you."
The old man says without
hesitation "'I now pronounce
you man and wife'".

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