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"The Marketing
                                                                                        Department is pleased to




              JIMS JOKES                                                                  announce that for the

                                                                                        2023 Softball Season, we
                                                                                       came in 2nd place, having
                                                                                          lost but one game all

                                                                                            year. The Support
                                                                                         Department, however,
                                                                                           had a rather dismal
                                                                                          season, winning only
                                                                                               one game."


                                                             A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner
                                                             in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another
                                                             order at a table a few paces away suddenly
                                                             noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his

                                                             chair and under the table, but the woman acted
                                                             unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man
                                                             slid all the way down his chair and out of sight
                                                             under the table. Still, the woman dining across
                                                             from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently
                                                             unaware that her dining companion had disap-
                                                             peared.
                            Police officer pulled this guy
                          over for speeding and told him     After the waitress finished taking the order, she
                                                             came over to the table and said to the woman,
                           that his eyes were bloodshot,     "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just
                            and asked him if he'd been
                            drinking. The guy said "Your     slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up
                          eyes are glazed, have you been     at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't.
                                                             My husband just walked in the door."
                                  eating donuts?"




     A man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to
     confess, so he went to his priest.
     "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned,” he said.
     “During World War II, I hid a refugee in my attic."
     "Well," said the priest. "That's not a sin."
     "But I made him agree to pay me $20 for every
     week he stayed," the man explained.
     "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good
     cause," the priest replied.
     "Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind,” the
     man said. “I have one more question, though."
     "What is that, my son?" the priest inquired.
     "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

                                                                                                 So I was in the
                                                                                                chemist lab and I
                                                                                                    said to the
                                                                                                 assistant, “What
                                                                                               gets rid of germs?”
                                                                                                    She said,
                                                                                                    "Ammonia
                                                                                                    cleaner."
                                                                                                I said, "Oh sorry,
     An inter-office softball game was held every year                                            I thought you
     between the marketing and support staff of one                                              worked here...”
     company. The support staff whipped the marketing
     department soundly.
     To show just how the marketing department earns
     their keep, they posted this memo on the bulletin
     board after the game:


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