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"The Marketing
Department is pleased to

JIMS JOKES announce that for the

2023 Softball Season, we
came in 2nd place, having
lost but one game all

year. The Support
Department, however,
had a rather dismal
season, winning only
one game."

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner
in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another
order at a table a few paces away suddenly
noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his

chair and under the table, but the woman acted
unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man
slid all the way down his chair and out of sight
under the table. Still, the woman dining across
from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently
unaware that her dining companion had disap-
peared.
Police officer pulled this guy
over for speeding and told him After the waitress finished taking the order, she
came over to the table and said to the woman,
that his eyes were bloodshot, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just
and asked him if he'd been
drinking. The guy said "Your slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up
eyes are glazed, have you been at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't.
My husband just walked in the door."
eating donuts?"

A man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to
confess, so he went to his priest.
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned,” he said.
“During World War II, I hid a refugee in my attic."
"Well," said the priest. "That's not a sin."
"But I made him agree to pay me $20 for every
week he stayed," the man explained.
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good
cause," the priest replied.
"Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind,” the
man said. “I have one more question, though."
"What is that, my son?" the priest inquired.
"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

So I was in the
chemist lab and I
said to the
assistant, “What
gets rid of germs?”
She said,
"Ammonia
cleaner."
I said, "Oh sorry,
An inter-office softball game was held every year I thought you
between the marketing and support staff of one worked here...”
company. The support staff whipped the marketing
department soundly.
To show just how the marketing department earns
their keep, they posted this memo on the bulletin
board after the game:

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