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already tried to burn three of Dickie Dempsey’s mattress es. They
were too wet. They went up in steam.” Ka-boom.
“We gotta do something,” Porky Puhl insisted.
“What do you suggest?” Hank asked. “We should tie Dickie’s
dickie in a knot maybe?”
I pounded my pillow, pulled up the spread, tucked it, and walked
past the group.
“Hey, Ryan, Ry-Anus.”
“What?” I said very flatly. Hank had a mouth on him.
“I’m declining your name in Latin,” he said. “Ryanus, Ryani,
Ryano, Ryanum, Ryanibus.”
I hated his vicious sense of humor. I was beginning, more than
ever, to hate Hank. His wildness was spreading, attracting, and
creating boys in his image. Every day the ninety boys in our class
clicked a bit this way and a bit that, forging new alliances. Our
freshman class was working out a group identity, pushing boys up
and down the pecking order.
“Hey, Ryanus, fella. Ryanus.” Hank put his arm around my
shoulder. “Dickie Dempsey’s your friend, right? What do you sug-
gest we do to make him stop peeing in his bed?”
“Let him alone.”
“But, Ryanus, he stinks up the whole dorm. Maybe you don’t
mind the smell.”
“I smell it.”
“But you don’t mind it.”
“I mind it. So what? He and Father Gunn come up here every
morning at recess to change the sheets. He can’t help himself. He’s
embarrassed. He’s nervous...from the service.”
“Nobody’s that nervous,’” Hank said. “He goes all day without
ever standing at the jakes.”
“Maybe he squats,” Porky Puhl said.
“Maybe he drinks it,” Hank went on.
“Maybe he’s modest,” I said.
“Hank!” Porky sounded the attack. “Look who’s coming in the
door. The Great Pisser himself.”
“Shut up, you guys,” I said.
“Shut up yourself.” Hank moved towards Dempsey.

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