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Building a Bigfoot from The Arguments
a Track: ZADIG’S AGAINST Bigfoot
METHOD 29 Bigfoot has an army of doubters. Their best
argument is that people have been looking
25 In many ways, bigfoot hunters have to unsuccessfully for bigfoot for decades and,
think like detectives, taking bits of lately, even using sophisticated equipment
information they have to make a picture of such as cameras that can detect heat. If
the animal as a whole. When you go there really were such a creature, all those
through a process like this with the natural dedicated searchers using that great
world, you use something called Zadig’s technology would have found proof.
Method, taking signs that are visible and 30 That’s a hard argument to counter,
deducing as much information as possible. although die-hard “squatchers” will tell you
26 Baron Georges Cuvier, who created the the evidence they have gathered is proof.
modern field of paleontology, observed But if we define proof of bigfoot as an
that if you saw a cloven hoof print, you actual bigfoot, dead or alive (preferably
could project a lot of information about the alive, for the sake of the bigfoot), then we
animal. For example, it would be a are about eight hairy feet and six hundred
ruminant, meaning it is a mammal that fifty pounds shy of certainty. Likewise, a
chews plant material, softens it in the first DNA sequence confirmed by independent
part of its stomach, and then regurgitates it laboratories would also work as proof.
for a bit more chewing. But that’s not all. Unless scientific standards relax, which
27 “This single track therefore tells the isn’t likely, you’d certainly need a
observer about the kind of teeth, the kind holotype—a physical example of a bigfoot,
of jaws, the haunches, the shoulder, and the a bigfoot body part, or DNA—for an
pelvis of the animal which has passed,’’ he official species to be named.
wrote in 1834.
28 This is what bigfoot believers are trying “ In many ways, bigfoot
to do, and many people believe the
evidence of bigfoot that has been gathered hunters have to think
to date justifies the continued search.
like detectives . . .”
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