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         Advice to Adani                                  seem to tilt towards Mody, a beauteous former fashion
                                                          model who tied the knot with the Raymonds heir despite
              EEMS LIKE BILLIONAIRE INFRASTRUCTURE to     the latter being afflicted with a rare dermatological prob-
              consumer products tycoon Gautam Adani heeded   lem — vitiligo, aka leucoderma.
         Srepeated EW advice to mount a counter-offensive    However, he must have possessed a modicum of
         to the Hindenburg Research report of January 24, 2023   charm because in 2016 he persuaded his father Vijaypat
         which plunged the market cap of Adani Group companies   Singhania, the founder-chairman and MD of Raymond,
         listed on the National Stock Exchange from Rs.192 lakh   to transfer his 37 percent equity in the publicly listed
         crore on January 24 to Rs.68 lakh crore on February 7   Raymond Ltd (sales: Rs.8,300 crore in 2023-24) when
         last year. With the result that from being the richest man   the octogenarian pere decided to hang up his customised
         in Asia, Adani’s rank in the Forbes list of Asia’s HNI (high   suits and step down as chairman of the company. Again,
         net worth individuals) slipped from #1 to #19.   instead of genuflecting with gratitude, the perfidious
           For several months during which Adani Group equity   Gautam turfed him out of the company flat in Mumbai’s
         shares were hitting new lows in the stock market, Adani   tony Breach Candy. And mind you Vijaypat is a man of no
         cowered in his Ahmedabad den, prompting your editor to   mean achievements. After dutifully developing Raymond
         wonder what’s the point of being Asia’s richest man with-  into a multi-million dollar enterprise with his father
         out having the resources to defend one’s reputation (see   Lala Kailashpat, in 1988 Vijaypat piloted a single seater
         https://www.educationworld.in/simpleton-leader/).   airplane all the way from the UK to India, a feat which
           We contended that far from being heavily in debt as   attracted banner headlines in the media.
         alleged by Hindenburg Research, Adani Group has solid,   Unsurprisingly, the elder Singhania is squarely on the
         on-the ground, tangible assets — ports, airports, power   side of his daughter-in-law and grand-daughters. The
         plants, edible oils refining capacity and agri-produce   latest news is that the fractious couple is about to reach
         warehouses -- generating substantial profits to easily pay   a “more reasonable” settlement. That would be a disap-
         off the allegedly huge bank debts of group companies.   pointment to many waiting to see this bad advertisement
         Perhaps our advice to Adani to strike back was accepted   for the Raymond Man getting his comeuppance.
         and on October 23, 2023 the group mounted a highly
         effective front page ad campaign in major dailies country-
         wide detailing how Adani Ports and SEZ Ltd had trans-  Ram Rajya paradox
         formed a mud flat in the seaside town of Mundra (Guja-
         rat) into India’s sole deep water port which facilitates 11   NDOUBTEDLY AFTER CONSECRATION OF THE
         percent of India’s foreign trade and supports a thriving   resplendent new Ram Temple in Ayodhya preced-
         hinterland economy                               Ued by inauguration of the new Parliament building
           Evidently, the Supreme Court agrees. On January 3,   in Delhi and several high-profile infrastructure projects
         2024, it rejected a writ petition calling for a SIT (special   all over the country, 21st century India is experiencing
         investigation tribunal) to investigate the Hindenburg   a long overdue renaissance. Prime Minister Narendra
         charges. As a result the market cap of Adani Group   Modi believes that with the Ram Temple constructed in
         companies rose to Rs.143 lakh crore on January 24, 2024   Ayodhya the nation has been liberated from “500 years of
         and is well on its way to crossing the Rs.192 lakh crore   mental slavery” which began when invaders from Central
         high point. Inevitably, media pundits are likely to scoff at   Asia and later Britain ruled over India, i.e, Bharat.
         our claim of Adani having read this under-appreciated,   Yet there seems to be a conspiracy of silence within
         education-focused publication. However in the vain hope   government and the establishment about the rising tide
         that Adani, who has promoted several education institu-  of Indians rich and poor, desperate to flee the promising
         tions, may put some business our way, the billionaire has   new Ram Rajya of newly liberated India. During 2021-23,
         been on your editor’s complimentary list for a while and   a record 3.61 lakh HNWI (high net worth individuals)
         may well have availed our free-of-charge advice.    emigrated to countries eager to welcome can-do entre-
                                                          preneurs and professionals. This emigration stampede is
                                                          not restricted to HNWIs. According to US Customs and
         Bad ad for Raymond Man                           Border Protection authority data, between October 2022
                                                          and September 2023, a record number of 96,917 Indians
               LTHOUGH THE MEDIA HAS ADOPTED A neu-       were arrested while attempting to enter the US unlawfully
               tral position on the issue of the widely reported   mainly along the Canada-Mexico borders — a five-fold
         Adivorce drama between Gautam Singhania, big     increase over the 19,883 apprehended in 2019-20.
         boss of the Mumbai-based Raymond Ltd — billed as    Curiously the majority of these illegal immigrants are
         the world’s largest men’s suiting manufacturer — and   from Gujarat, the bailiwick of PM Modi, who served there
         his wife of 32 years Nawaz Mody, there’s undoubtedly a   as chief minister from 2002-2014 before he was elected
         nasty streak in this textiles tycoon who is being taken to   prime minister of the country. Moreover on January 29,
         the cleaners by Mody who is demanding 75 percent of his   over 10,000 construction workers flocked to a govern-
         shareholding in the company valued at Rs.8,701 crore.   ment-run ITI in Lucknow to be tested for employment
           For past few months, Mumbai’s cocktail circuit has   in Israel, dangers of the Israel-Hamas war and political
         been abuzz with tales of the Raymond Man who report-  considerations be damned.
         edly has serious anger management issues, berating and   Seems like the public, rich and poor, is not buying
         beating up his wife, and often their two daughters. The   official propaganda that a new Ram Rajya age based on
         scales of opinion within the Maximum City’s glitterati   justice, equity and inclusivity is set to dawn nationwide.

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