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Review: Moore ‘invades’ Europe to teach us all some lessons
moned” to the Pentagon. don’t have mandated ma-
In this fantasy, U.S. military
leaders beg him for help. ternity leave: Papua New
“Michael, we don’t know
what the (expletive) we’re Guinea, and, yes, the USA.
doing,” they say. “We’ve
lost all the wars since World Next stop: France. “As usu-
War II.”
Can Moore help? Why yes, al, the French offered little
Moore replies. Yes he can.
Here’s the plan: Moore resistance,” Moore quips.
himself will “invade” other
countries to bring home But soon you won’t be
what’s useful. The first “tar-
get” is Italy. “Have you ever laughing at France’s ex-
noticed that Italians all look
like they’ve just had sex?” pense — not when you see
Moore begins. In his open-
ing camera shot, they sure how well they feed their
do.
He zooms in on a working- schoolchildren. An average
class Italian couple that
seems to truly have it all: district in Normandy serves
good jobs, plenty of leisure
time, and the money to en- four-course lunches with
joy it, thanks to seven weeks
of paid vacation, an extra scallops to start, followed
month’s pay each year,
and oh, two-hour lunch by lamb on skewers and a
breaks. Maternity leave,
you ask? Five months paid. cheese course — camem-
To twist the knife, Moore re-
minds us there are only two bert is just one option — be-
countries in the world that
fore dessert. Moore brings a
can of Coke. Nah, the kids
This image provided by Dog Eat Dog Films shows director Michael Moore in a scene from his say.
documentary, “Where to Invade Next.” The movie opens in U.S. theaters on Feb. 12, 2016.
On to Finland, where a
(Dog Eat Dog Films via AP)
forward-looking educa-
tion system sees excessive
JOCELYN NOVECK It just means he’s being Americans should plunder homework as a hindrance
AP National Writer Michael Moore — and in and pillage — er, adopt! —
Of course Michael Moore his latest documentary, forthwith. But lest that seem to learning, and even es-
exaggerates. Of course he “Where to Invade Next,” it’s an overly harsh indictment
engages in cheerful, un- a more impishly entertain- of the United States, Moore chews multiple-choice
abashed cherry-picking. Of ing Moore than usual, using also seeks to remind us that
course he sees black and comedy and even a bit of many of these admirable questions. Getting the pic-
white where most of us see fantasy to prove his point. ideas originated in Ameri-
shades of gray. Which is, basically, that ca in the first place. ture? In Slovenia, which
That doesn’t necessarily Europe has some ideas on A jocular tone is set from the
mean he’s wrong. how to run a society that start, when Moore is “sum- looks here like a fairytale
kingdom, university tuition is
free —even for Americans,
some of whom come over
to avoid the burden of stu-
dent debt back home. q
Review: Charlie Kaufman’s ‘Anomalisa’ will break your heart
LINDSEY BAHR But he’s still sad. He has a This photo provided by Paramount Pictures shows, David Thewlis voices Michael Stone, in the
AP Film Writer animated stop-motion film, “Anomalisa,” by Paramount Pictures. The film opens in U.S. theaters in
In “Anomalisa” everyone stilted conversation with his Jan. 2016.
looks and sounds the same.
They have the same face wife and son who stayed (Paramount Pictures via AP)
(Caucasian, bland, non- behind in Los Angeles. He
descript). They have the calls an ex-girlfriend to see recognize voice acting. stumbles over her own feet or you can roll your eyes at
same voice (Tom Noon- if she’ll meet him for a drink. Lisa has the confidence of and really likes to press the him. I did. He’s fairly insuf-
an’s). They bore our pro- Their breakup was fraught, a middle school girl (read: buttons in the elevator. But ferable, and it takes a while
tagonist Michael Stone and so is this encounter. none). Her levels might she still goes back to Mi- to realize that perhaps the
(voiced by David Thewlis) Back in his room, Michael even be in the negative chael’s room when he asks problem isn’t everyone
to death. And this feeling sinks into himself, bereft of numbers. She is sweet and her to after a few drinks, else — it’s him. He’s unable
that he’s the only individual an easy hookup. It’s just him excitable and good-na- knowing full well what that to see outside himself and
on the planet among all and his Belvedere martinis tured, but cripplingly self- means. The story doesn’t condescends to others with
these clones might be the with a twist until he hears conscious. She second- willfully hide details from the abandon while profiting off
cause of his unravelling. an alarming sound from the guesses everything she viewer, but it does evolve in of a customer service ideol-
In this very R-rated stop- hotel hallway — a voice says. She ends sentences surprising ways. Even after ogy that he clearly doesn’t
motion animated fea- that’s not Tom Noonan’s. with “shut up Lisa!” She two viewings, I can’t settle believe — that everyone
ture, scripted by Charlie It’s Jennifer Jason Leigh’s. thinks she’s ugly, dumb and on a single thesis. That’s deserves to be loved, that
Kaufman (writer of “Ad- Michael bursts out of his unsophisticated. Actually, probably what makes it everyone is an individual,
aptation.” and “Eternal room like the owner of this Lisa is basically a girl in an valuable. You can feel for that a smile costs nothing
Sunshine of the Spotless voice is his last chance for adult woman’s body. She is Michael and empathize and can make a person’s
Mind”) and co-directed by survival, frantically knock- gawky and awkward. She with his existential solitude, day.q
Kaufman and Duke John- ing on random hotel room
son, we spend one day doors to find her.
with this sad sack narcissist The woman has travelled
on an overnight trip to Cin- from Akron, Ohio, (over 200
cinnati. He’s there to give miles) to hear him speak.
a lecture about his book, She’s a big fan, as is her co-
“How May I Help You Help worker. And this woman is
Them,” a top selling mani- different in voice and face.
festo on the art of custom- Her name is Lisa. She’s an
er service. It’s successful anomaly. Leigh’s nuanced
enough that people in the vocals bring what could
hotel recognize him imme- have been a slip of a char-
diately. acter to life. It’s a stunning,
emotionally truthful per-
formance that makes you
wish more awards would