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P.A. , P.P. , P.B„ D.O. In tXeir Lot Angrict therapy centra.
P.P. : It turns out that the story is really your story.
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P.A.: Indeed. But the guy that we ' re dealing with all along, the secret is that he s Malcolm X John Lennon • • •
P.P.: They ' ve discovered that La Brea Man was really La Brea Woman ... Little mistake... He was probably having an affair with
La Brea Woman.
P.B.: LAGUNA MAN WANTS LA BREA WOMAN...THEY MET THROUGH THE CARBON DATING SERVICE!
P.P.: Laguna Man wants La Brea Woman. Object... Tarrific time.
P.A.: My wife, she 's in Women ' s Liberation, and she didn ' t want me to mail the letters; she wanted me to female them. But I
couldn't find a box.
P.P.: Well, I tel ) you. There are a few items here I d like to auction off before we go into that. We ve got more schnifters.
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humorous napkin rings, hot rays, gestetner coasters, and bun warmers. There s a fine collection of drop earrinp, finger scarves,
gavels and sash bucklers, shredded cellophane and parchment scraps, squeeze toys, mechancial toys, blow up women and extra
parts board books and plastic stockings - only odd pairs. We have a wonderful assortment of owls to please the gourmet. Cheese
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boards - edible, wine racks and thumb screws, combined with a finger scout it s a great gift idea. Abalone trivets, turtle shell
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backs and sea hone droppings mounted in warped plastic. A nice paperweight or a fancy weapon for over the holidays. Poison
rings, Swedish pecking chickens - dead of course - Dewey King phantom fans, a personal belonging, weather bonnets, clip on
coasten, beer can lighten and rincos, flicker lights, artificijd birds, lap• desk, wooden head puppets, miniature wool animals, jewels,
feathen, and cuckoo clock kits with funny birds in them. These are fi actory rejects friends. Glow charts, grill gloves, kotex towels
from Germany, snail plates, karate slippen . And don ' t forget, eye charts, doll cases, or the stranded food dispensers from
Malaysia, the mug tree chopping bowls, electric churches, candy canes, or the whistling men, and the golf gizmos up the geegee,
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but we just haven t got time. So remember, pack your monkey pods and your giant fortes and drag books and write in for those
doth ropes, friends •••
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P.A. : Whatever gestalt we have decided that on the next record Phil Proctor would have the fading part because he d never hid
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one. Oddly enough it turns out that it s Barnie. who came out of left field. He wasn ' t even in the original script , he just grew as we
needed someone for Clem to talk to. Finally, at the end of the record - at the end of the whole process- we began to realize
how it all fit together. I didn t rrealize a lot of the connections on it until after I got it home and listened to it. 1 suddenly began
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to see how beautifully it synchs up at the end.
At the very beginning of the record, just after David says, "Analee. and she turns on the electric typewriter, the guy
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who comes walking down the street, scuffling leaves, is Clem, the fortune teller. And it ' s he who is the expectant
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crowd when the bus pulls up. Bamie s already on the bus, enmeshed in the world with his nose and his pals and he s off
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