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Wild Bill O’Halloran
Quarantine these Songwriting Cop-outs!
Sails do not float!
Something Hot other than Fire
Something dark other than night
Something else that shifts besides sand
Black and White humans shall never again be compared to ebony and ivory…..that has
officially been retired to history
Under NO circumstances will there be fishing boats with sails afloat are not allowed (unless
boats are upside down)
Love shall not be compared to a drug
Emotions shall not be compared to weather patterns
Roaring, lions, tigers (or their eyes) will require a warning label
Walking in the rain…..what percentage of the time is that actually enjoyable?
Speaking of walking…..I’m pretty sure we’re all abundantly aware that it rhymes with
talking…..we got it…..honest….we’re clear…
Stay safe….if that’s not too cliche
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