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MUGABE’S CORNER

I think my new girlfriend had Sixty-one boy-
friends before me, she just called me her sixty
-second lover. magine after the irls will be looking
I ce from the sky G
pandemic we hear a for a guy with a job
Arguing politics with Habesha folks is like
trying to convince someone that their baby voi but cheat on him
isn’t cute. Just saying… saying “I have taken all my because he’s always at

children; the fire starts to- work.
I have never been in love before, but I can
imagine its similar to the feeling you get when morrow”.
you see your waiter arriving with your food.

y wife thinks I
My friends always tell me “You watch too women leave men M
n Social media,
much TV and should try reading more!” So, I don’t respect
turned on the subtitles. her privacy

wh
O o cheat on them enough. At least, that’s
The scariest moment is when you flush the
toilet at someone else’s house, and seeing the immediately. In real life, what it says in her diary.
water slowly rise…. men get 87 second chance,

what beautiful thing.
Oh boy! … I just witnessed two deaf girls Q: How are relationships a
arguing… of course there was lots of hand
gestures were thrown out and I guess one of lot like algebra?
‘em said “B***! You better keep my name
out of your hands.” poor married man A: Sometimes you look at
slept with a rich la-
you X and wonder Y.
If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch A dy and got paid to
would be, “Think of how great this will look
in the background of your Facebook and feed his family did he cheat
Instagram pics.” on his wife or he went to
Q: Is Google male or fe-
work…?
Dear Circle, male?
Do you ever wake up in the morning and arriage is
realize that your life is pointless? M A: Female, because it
Sincerely, Square. sweet, but if
doesn’t let you finish a
you marry the sentence before making
YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DRINK wrong person, it is like
WATER JUST TO SURPRISE MY KID- a suggestion.
NY…. HAVE A GOOD DAY! covid-19. New cases every
day.

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