Page 36 - Dinq Magazine August 2020 Edition

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MICKY ATLANTA
MICKY ATL.

MUGABE’S CORNER
Women always say they love a man
in uniform but when I go out club-
bing in my McDonald’s outfit no
you probably I
one even talk to me.

f you need 144 rolls
I f there’s baby boom
Do the Chinese realize that when of toilet paper for a nine months from
they’re visiting other countries, they 14 days quarantine now, what will hap-
buy souvenirs made in their own
country? pen in 2033?
should’ve been seeing a There will be a whole

Doctor long before bunch of quarenteens.
Like many other women, my new COVID-19.
girlfriend is a person who’s looking
for security from a man. Infact the
first thing she said when I first ap-
proached her was, “Security!” octor-: ’ll tell you a corona-
D I
virus joke now, but
your Covid-19
test came you’ll have to wait
My boss always complained that I
never lifted a finger to help around back positive. two weeks to see if
work areas, so I finally did lift a fin- Patent- that can’t be correct you got it.
ger. Apparently, it was the wrong I have more than 300 rolls
one. Now I’ve been asked to remain
home from the next three days. of toilet paper.

I’ve learned so much from making exico is con- ack in my day
mistakes. Therefore, I think I will M B
definitely make some more. sidering clos- you would
ing it’s bor- cough to cover
der to stop up a fart. Now,
Americans bringing coro- with covid-19, you fart to
Relationships, are harder nowadays, navirus in to its country as cover up a cough.
cos conversation become texting,
arguments become phone calls and US case rises.
feeling become status updates.

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