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Peruvian UFO Sighting and Raelians
Peruvian UFO Sighting
Supports Extraterrestrial
Embassy Campaign,
Raelians Say
Right when Raelians were holding a press reported the USAF “top secret” caseload on 5 days (statistics are posted on their page, so I
conference in Lima and describing their plan to UFOs had just been dumped onto the Internet. am not guessing ...).”
build an embassy for extraterrestrials, a UFO Only, this time, reporters didn’t have to
was hovering nearby over Lima’s Miraflores shapeshift in order to manufacture a local angle; Efforts to reach a compromise went
neighborhood, according to a statement released the local angle was as easy to find as scrolling nowhere. Which is a damn shame because
by the International Raelian Movement (IRM). through a single page and clicking onto a year- Fold3’s presentation is so clearly inferior to
state link to any one of 12,618 UFO reports filed Greenewald’s listings it's not even worth
“News of this UFO, seen from 10:30 with the Air Force. And wow — did local media shedding harsh bitter tears. The Black Vault is
a.m. to 12:30 p.m. on February 10, spread ever run with it. Texas, Utah, Georgia, the reason the newsies were able to identify and
throughout Peru,” said Raelian Guide David Connecticut, Ohio, North Dakota — develop so many localizations. By contrast,
Uzal, who leads South America’s Raelian newspapers and TV stations across the country Fold3’s challenging database makes browsing
Movement. “It hovered over 2 hours, long revisited backyard encounters, and some of the Blue Book a chore, if not a complete waste of
enough for a TV crew from ‘Alto al Crimen’ to coverage was actually pretty decent. And, given time altogether.
film it.” the sheer volume of reports, those dusty old
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFQYUY cases might continue to provide endless fodder QUICK, someone call the
Oubqc). for those slow-news day grinds, except for one
thing: Easy access is off the table now. The Men in Black.
The timing of the UFO’s appearance prevailing system is so byzantine and
isn’t a coincidence, Uzal declared. cumbersome, it’s really not worth the effort Coal miners claim to have discovered a bizarre
unless you know exactly what you’re looking flying saucer while completing excavation work
“It’s much more than an amazing UFO for. in Siberia’s Kuznetsk Basin, Russia.
sighting,” agreed Raelian Guide Erich Rever of
the Peruvian Raelian Movement. “This UFO A few weeks back, Black Vault website Almost perfectly circular in shape with a
appeared right when we held a press conference founder John Greenewald, who did such a diameter of 1.2 metres and weighing roughly
to present our embassy project plan, which we terrific job in reformatting and indexing the 200kg, the unusual object was found hidden 40
have submitted to the Peruvian government. Blue Book documents, announced he had to metres underground.
Peru must be dear to our extraterrestrial creators, scrub the entire database on account of a cease-
who lived here in ancient times and left many and-desist order from Ancestry.com. Ancestry is Given the position of the finding, it is
traces, so we’re asking the government for the parent company for Fold3.com, the suggested the object may be older than
permission to build the embassy here. It’s a historical records site that originally digitized mammoth bones, which have been discovered
wonderful opportunity for Peruvians to the Air Force reports from the National in the same location at a depth of 25 metres.
understand their past and, more importantly, to Archives eight years ago. Although those
consider receiving our creators, the Elohim, who documents are public record, Ancestry used its Excavator Boris Glazkov, 40, who found
were taken for gods by our ancestors and now own cameras and resources to reproduce the the object, said it stood out because of its
ask to be welcomed back. We’re hoping the images and therefore claims proprietary rights distinctive shape and size.
Peruvian government will receive their request over the material on its site.
loud and clear!” “I’ve never seen anything like this
“Our site clearly states that you have to object,” he told The Mirror.
UFO sightings have often occurred ask for permission to use those images, and
during Raelian activities. John Greenewald never asked for permission,” “It is a real mystery.”
says Heather Erickson, Ancestry's head of His colleague, Arthur Presnyakov, 38,
“It’s common to see them over the global communications. “He just came in and added the duo located two objects, but the first
Raelian village in Burkina Faso, West Africa,” used the images on Fold3.com. It’s unfortunate broke as it was being pulled out of the ground
Uzal said. “They were also seen over a Canadian that he didn’t talk to us ahead of time.” by the excavator bucket.
compound when Rael was living there. Lately, “There were actually two similar
many sightings have been made in China, where Never mind that Greenewald credited objects, but the first one broke as it,” he said.
the Raelian community is developing quickly.” Fold3 and posted a direct link to their site on his “We thought we saw something sure,
Black Vault. After being threatened with legal because it broke into pieces, but then when the
But the Miraflores UFO appearance is action, Greenewald yielded, but protested that second one appeared we stopped work and
special, he said. his link to their page “resulted in a 12%+ carefully removed it from the bucket.”
increase in their entire statistics since they The miners have since uploaded a video
“Raelians participating in our first South posted records in 2007, and my link multiplied of their discovery to YouTube.
American Happiness Academy next week in their weekly hits by 10x, yes ten times, in only Is it a UFO, or there is a logical
Ricardo Palma hope the Peruvian government explanation?
will approve our embassy plan, and they’re Fact or Fiction? The jury is still out. []
thrilled by this timely support from the Elohim,”
he explained. “Raelians from many countries are
here to participate in the Academy and support
our embassy effort.” []
And the loser is ...
By Billy Cox, Herald-Tribune
One of the most cringe-inducing utterances a
reporter can hear from an editor usually starts
like this: “Hey, can you drop what you’re doing
and localize ...?” An earthquake in China. A
hurricane in New Jersey. A monkey rampage in
Timbuktu. A bath salts cannibal attack in Miami.
Whatever.
It happened again in a big way last
month when the MSM stampede erroneously