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Another Kick At Roswell Crash & Aliens

Are New Photos From
  Roswell Crash The
 ‘Smoking Gun That
Proves Aliens Exist’?

Undiscovered photographs which are said to
show a humanoid alien creature found near
Roswell in a crashed spacecraft in 1947 are to
unveiled this May.

UFO sites such as Inquisitr describe the              They note that there are five main stages to this    simulation designed to push cadets to guard the
‘Roswell Slides’ images as a ‘smoking gun’            myth making process:                                 cyber information more tightly then they would
which proves that aliens exist.                                                                            normally, Channel 2 reported.
                                                      1. The Incident.
         The pictures were supposedly found in                 This is the event that initially triggers            The exercise had the recruits hack an
an envelope in an attic, left by a geologist who                                                           “alien” computing system, in order to uncover
worked near Roswell in the 1940s.                     the crash retrieval rumours.                         the loopholes in the software.

         The slides will be unveiled in a             2. Debunking.                                                 Lt. Col. Meir told the TV station the
ceremony by UFO researcher Tom Carey,                          The recovered wreckage is quickly           exercise was designed “to suit Generation Y,
broadcast live from the 10,000-seat National                                                               which loves challenges, and therefore we
Auditorium, Mexico City, on May 5th.                  given a mundane explanation.                         created a backstory of an alien invasion.”

         Researcher Anthony Baraglia says,            3. Submergence.                                               The head of the cyber unit, Maj. Gil,
‘What is depicted is really there, accurately                  The story lingers in the fading memories    said the soldiers were competing among
reflected in the emulsion as an actual moment in                                                           themselves to gather information about the
time in 1947. Science has weighed in and has          and speculation of the local population.             UFOs in order to crack the system.
determined that these are real slides that are
really from 1947.’                                    4. Mythologising.                                             “Of course, if the exercise corresponded
                                                               As time passes faulty memory,               to reality, we wanted them to understand how to
         ‘The Only Conclusion: This humanoid                                                               protect the confidentiality of the professional
is not a deformed person, mummy, dummy,               exaggeration and deliberate hoaxing comes into       material in the air force,” he said. []
simian or dead serviceman.’                           play.
                                                                                                              Woman With Kangaroo
         ‘It is not a creature that finds its origin  5. Re-emergence and Media Bandwagon                    Asked to Leave Wisconsin
on Earth.                                             Effect.
                                                                                                                      McDonald's
         Nigel Watson, author of the UFO                       The story resurfaces in the media and
Investigations Manual, says that other                takes on a life of its own.                          A Wisconsin police officer says he's quite
‘UFOlogists’ are more sceptical.                                                                           certain he's never responded to a call like the
                                                      ‘This process also plays out with other crash        one he handled recently at a McDonald's
         Watson says, ‘There is already a             retrieval cases and UFO incidents. Roswell is        restaurant.
considerable amount of cynicism and                   only the tip of the iceberg, as there have been
scepticism about thse pictures, epecally since        nearly 300 alleged flying saucer crashes                      Officer Rich Dahl of Beaver Dam
we have been promised the real evidence for the       throughout the world since 1947. Like the            responded to an anonymous complaint about a
Roswell crash in the past, and they have turned       Roswell incident, they become more                   woman who brought a kangaroo into
out to be fakes and hoaxes.                           spectacular and mysterious as time passes.’ []       McDonald's. Dahl said Tuesday the woman had
                                                                                                           the baby kangaroo wrapped in a blanket and
         ‘The so-called Alien Autopsy films of           IDF soldiers train for                            tucked in an infant car seat.
the recovered aliens from the crash, although               UFO hack attack
very graphic, are now admitted to be re-                                                                            Dahl says when he confronted the
enactments of the real film that got lost or             Exercise for recruits in Ofek cyber               woman she explained the kangaroo was a
destroyed. So that evidence is useless though          warfare unit has them infiltrate ‘alien’            service animal to help her cope with emotional
still hotly debated in some quarters of ufology!                                                           distress and she produced a letter from a doctor.
                                                                    computer system
         As for these latest pictures, well the                                                                     The officer says the woman was upset at
sceptics are out in force. One of the major           When security officials emphasize Israel’s           first, but then agreed to leave the restaurant.
niggles is that they are not being shown until the    potential security threats, they generally point to  Dahl says he doesn't know if a kangaroo would
5 May at a UFO conference in Mexico. As one           Hamas in Gaza and jihadists in Sinai in the          qualify as a service animal under the law, but he
YouTube commenter puts it:                            south, and Hezbollah and al-Qaeda on the             says he's glad he didn't have to find out. []
                                                      northern front.
         “I can see…they… are milking this
thing for everything they can possibly get.                    Luckily, the Israeli army’s men in green
While claiming you were vetting authenticity of       are ready to tackle enemies on any frontier,
the slides you were actually focused on the most      including the little green men descending from
important human aspect of this whole situation        above.
– The Bottom Line: swinging a Mexican
conference with all the major UFO players,                     The IAF’s Ofek cyber unit recently held
international live streaming pay per view, a          a training exercise against aliens, in a
documentary, a book, advanced booking at all
major UFO symposiums, merchandising, mass
multimedia platform, social networking, and
don’t forget merchandising.

         “Kodachrome t-shirts and alien sticker
included with $350 one day conference entrance
pre-order? Ka-ching. Well, at least you have
your priorities in order.”

         ‘This continued speculation, reinforces
the concept of the Roswellian Syndrome put
forward by Joe Nickell and James McGaha.
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