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Another Kick At Roswell Crash & Aliens
Are New Photos From
Roswell Crash The
‘Smoking Gun That
Proves Aliens Exist’?
Undiscovered photographs which are said to
show a humanoid alien creature found near
Roswell in a crashed spacecraft in 1947 are to
unveiled this May.
UFO sites such as Inquisitr describe the They note that there are five main stages to this simulation designed to push cadets to guard the
‘Roswell Slides’ images as a ‘smoking gun’ myth making process: cyber information more tightly then they would
which proves that aliens exist. normally, Channel 2 reported.
1. The Incident.
The pictures were supposedly found in This is the event that initially triggers The exercise had the recruits hack an
an envelope in an attic, left by a geologist who “alien” computing system, in order to uncover
worked near Roswell in the 1940s. the crash retrieval rumours. the loopholes in the software.
The slides will be unveiled in a 2. Debunking. Lt. Col. Meir told the TV station the
ceremony by UFO researcher Tom Carey, The recovered wreckage is quickly exercise was designed “to suit Generation Y,
broadcast live from the 10,000-seat National which loves challenges, and therefore we
Auditorium, Mexico City, on May 5th. given a mundane explanation. created a backstory of an alien invasion.”
Researcher Anthony Baraglia says, 3. Submergence. The head of the cyber unit, Maj. Gil,
‘What is depicted is really there, accurately The story lingers in the fading memories said the soldiers were competing among
reflected in the emulsion as an actual moment in themselves to gather information about the
time in 1947. Science has weighed in and has and speculation of the local population. UFOs in order to crack the system.
determined that these are real slides that are
really from 1947.’ 4. Mythologising. “Of course, if the exercise corresponded
As time passes faulty memory, to reality, we wanted them to understand how to
‘The Only Conclusion: This humanoid protect the confidentiality of the professional
is not a deformed person, mummy, dummy, exaggeration and deliberate hoaxing comes into material in the air force,” he said. []
simian or dead serviceman.’ play.
Woman With Kangaroo
‘It is not a creature that finds its origin 5. Re-emergence and Media Bandwagon Asked to Leave Wisconsin
on Earth. Effect.
McDonald's
Nigel Watson, author of the UFO The story resurfaces in the media and
Investigations Manual, says that other takes on a life of its own. A Wisconsin police officer says he's quite
‘UFOlogists’ are more sceptical. certain he's never responded to a call like the
‘This process also plays out with other crash one he handled recently at a McDonald's
Watson says, ‘There is already a retrieval cases and UFO incidents. Roswell is restaurant.
considerable amount of cynicism and only the tip of the iceberg, as there have been
scepticism about thse pictures, epecally since nearly 300 alleged flying saucer crashes Officer Rich Dahl of Beaver Dam
we have been promised the real evidence for the throughout the world since 1947. Like the responded to an anonymous complaint about a
Roswell crash in the past, and they have turned Roswell incident, they become more woman who brought a kangaroo into
out to be fakes and hoaxes. spectacular and mysterious as time passes.’ [] McDonald's. Dahl said Tuesday the woman had
the baby kangaroo wrapped in a blanket and
‘The so-called Alien Autopsy films of IDF soldiers train for tucked in an infant car seat.
the recovered aliens from the crash, although UFO hack attack
very graphic, are now admitted to be re- Dahl says when he confronted the
enactments of the real film that got lost or Exercise for recruits in Ofek cyber woman she explained the kangaroo was a
destroyed. So that evidence is useless though warfare unit has them infiltrate ‘alien’ service animal to help her cope with emotional
still hotly debated in some quarters of ufology! distress and she produced a letter from a doctor.
computer system
As for these latest pictures, well the The officer says the woman was upset at
sceptics are out in force. One of the major When security officials emphasize Israel’s first, but then agreed to leave the restaurant.
niggles is that they are not being shown until the potential security threats, they generally point to Dahl says he doesn't know if a kangaroo would
5 May at a UFO conference in Mexico. As one Hamas in Gaza and jihadists in Sinai in the qualify as a service animal under the law, but he
YouTube commenter puts it: south, and Hezbollah and al-Qaeda on the says he's glad he didn't have to find out. []
northern front.
“I can see…they… are milking this
thing for everything they can possibly get. Luckily, the Israeli army’s men in green
While claiming you were vetting authenticity of are ready to tackle enemies on any frontier,
the slides you were actually focused on the most including the little green men descending from
important human aspect of this whole situation above.
– The Bottom Line: swinging a Mexican
conference with all the major UFO players, The IAF’s Ofek cyber unit recently held
international live streaming pay per view, a a training exercise against aliens, in a
documentary, a book, advanced booking at all
major UFO symposiums, merchandising, mass
multimedia platform, social networking, and
don’t forget merchandising.
“Kodachrome t-shirts and alien sticker
included with $350 one day conference entrance
pre-order? Ka-ching. Well, at least you have
your priorities in order.”
‘This continued speculation, reinforces
the concept of the Roswellian Syndrome put
forward by Joe Nickell and James McGaha.