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Christmas Miracles                                                                             11






             6 True Stories to Make

           Sane People Believe in  a

                 Christmas Miracle



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                 There were also no sanitation facilities
          or heat available on the ship, and that's how the
          floating sardine can was forced to navigate the
          mine-infested Korean waters without proper
          bomb-detecting equipment. Shit, the only
          weapon on the ship was Captain LaRou's
          service pistol. Mercifully he didn't need it
          because after two grueling days at sea, the
          14,000 refugees finally reached safe heaven on
          Geoje Island ... on Christmas Day.
                 The most remarkable thing about this
          story wasn't that none of the passengers died in
          the bowels of the cold, dark ship, but that they
          actually ended up with more people than they
          started with. That's right: five women actually 1 Woman Survives After Being Buried                Festive Christmas Quotes
          gave birth on the ship before reaching Geoje    in Snow for Three Days                             That Will Get You in the
          Island, which makes you wonder why has no
          one made a fucking movie about this yet?        It was the week before Christmas in 2008, and              Holiday Spirit
                                                          Canada was undergoing a massive, apocalyptic
          2. Woman's Lost Dog Is Found 1,300              snowstorm.The        weather       conditions   Let us keep Christmas beautiful without a

          Miles Away on Christmas Night                   unfortunately created a complex dilemma for     thought of greed.
                                                          Donna Molnar, a 55-year-old housewife from             - Ann Garnett Schultz
          In  April 2006, an  Aurora, Colorado, woman     Ontario, Canada, who really wanted to bake
          named  Vonda Lundstrom suffered the most        cookies that day.  At least, we assume it was   May you never be too grown up to search the
          heartbreaking situation not involving a wood    cookies, which are the only reason a sane person  skies on Christmas Eve.
          chipper that any dog lover could endure: her pet  would  ever    venture    outside   during           - Unknown
          rat terrier, Daisy, ran away from home and didn't  Snowpocalypse 2008 to buy baking supplies
          come back for months. During that time,         like Mrs. Molnar did.  That was the last her    Unless we make Christmas an occasion to
          Lundstrom searched high and low for the lost    family saw her for the next three days.         share our blessings, all the snow in  Alaska
          pup, but found no trace of her. Finally, she was       After police were notified that Mrs.     won't make it 'white.'
          forced to accept that Daisy was probably never  Molnar did not return home from her shopping           - Bing Crosby
          coming back.                                    trip, her abandoned car was found in a rural
                 But seven months later,  Vonda           parking lot. Suddenly the search for the missing  Christmas gives us the opportunity to pause
          Lundstrom got a call from a woman in            woman was on, even if the raging snowstorm      and reflect on the important things around us.
          Knoxville,  Tennessee, who claimed that she     made it a virtual certainty that Mrs. Molnar was       - David Cameron
          found a stray dog wandering down the street in  dead and buried under a heap of snow.
          front of her house, which just happened to be a  Miraculously, though, it turned out that       What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the
          female rat terrier. She got Lundstrom's contact  everyone had it only half right because a dog  past, courage for the present, hope for the
          info after calling the number on the dog's rabies  named  Ace did eventually find the missing   future.
          tag and getting the dog's vet in Colorado, which  woman buried under nearly 3 feet of snow in a        - Agnes M. Pahro
          confirmed that she did indeed find Daisy        field. The twist here is that she was still totally
          Lundstrom, and of course she found the dog on   alive and conscious despite her body            Love the giver more than the gift.
          Christmas. Hell, she probably found the dog     temperature having fallen to 86 degrees                - Brigham Young
          under a double rainbow or something.            Fahrenheit.
                 Here's why this story points to Daisy           Mrs. Molnar was then immediately         Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your
          actually being the canine Jesus. Other than her  taken to the hospital and treated for          mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you
          being found on Christmas, there's the whole     hypothermia and frostbite, eventually pulling   wish it could last forever.
          business of Knoxville being located 1,300 miles  through on Christmas Eve, that magic time             - Richelle E. Goodrich, "Smile
          away from Aurora. That's more than one-third    when Death waves his hand and goes: "Oh, get           Anyway"
          the length of the continental United States,    out of here, you knucklehead. I'll get you next
          across numerous states full of wild animals,    time."                                          Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind.
          deranged hill folk, and swarms of drugged-out          Donna Molnar later explained that she           - Valentine Davies, "Miracle on 34th
          meth heads, and that's just in Kentucky.        collapsed while trying to get help after a             Street"
                 No one knows how Daisy managed to        snowplow blocked her car. But as luck would
          survive such a journey, but we're betting all   have it, the falling snow created a protective,  Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories
          those hardships paled in comparison to          heat-retaining cocoon around the woman, who     gather and dance — each beautiful, unique,
          returning home only to discover that  Vonda     concluded this potentially tragic episode in the  and gone too soon.
          Lundstrom has replaced Daisy with a new         most Canadian way possible by apologizing to           - Deborah Whipp
          terrier named Elsie. That wasn't a joke.        everyone for almost freezing to death.[]


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