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4 Sharing My Christmas Memories With You
Sharing My Magic of I believe in my heart of hearts, that one Christmas Ho! Ho! Ho!
day the Magic of Christmas will live all year
Christmas Memories With long and that mankind will love and live as one, Jokes
all because of a child who was born on
You December 25 in a manger.
My mother asked me the other day why • What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?
Continued from Page 3 people line up to see Santa Claus and not Jesus? Auld Fang Syne.
It took me a few days, but Mom, the
answer is very simple.
At Christmas Dinner, our entire family • Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? He
“While here, as we live our lives, we
sat around the table. Mom and Dad, my brother had a low elf-esteem.
line up to see Santa who, reminds us all of the
Anthony, my Grandmother, Aunt Barbara and
miracle that happened so many years ago on
Uncle Joe and cousins Melody and Joe Jr., Aunt • What happened to the man who stole an
Liza, Uncle Sid and cousin Dorothy, Aunt December 25. However, Mom, I believe that advent calendar? He got 25 days.
Georgie and Uncle Peter and cousins Peter and when we pass from this reality, what we call
Nadine, Aunt Margaret and Uncle Stan and life, and when we pass to what so many believe • What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A
is heaven, we too, like Nanny, Aunt Liza, Uncle
cousins Wayne and Stephen and finally Aunt Holly Davidson.
Sid, Cousin Dorothy, Uncle Stan, Aunt
Flo and Uncle Mack. All was right with the
Margaret, Cousin Wayne, Uncle Peter, Aunt
world. • Why was the turkey in the rock group?
Georgie and Cousin Peter, Uncle Mack and
Over the years and with the passing of Because he was the only one with
Aunt Flo will line up to see Jesus.”
time, our Christmas Dinner table is not as large drumsticks.
This Christmas, we celebrate the newest
as it used to be.
However, I believe that every Christmas member of The McConnell Clan, little Caroline • What do you call a line of men waiting for a
the Christmas Angels that now come and visit, who was born to our Son Ryan and Daughter-in- haircut? A barberqueue.
law Ashley, and little sister to Cian.
bringing with them the Magic of Christmas that
Now, filled with the Magic of
still fills our hearts, include my Grandmother, • What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice
Christmas, it is my Christmas Wish that I have
Uncle Stan, Aunt Margaret, Cousin Wayne, caps.
been able to fill the hearts of those who read this
Aunt Liza, Uncle Sid, Cousin Dorothy, Uncle
article with the Magic of Christmas, and to each
Joe, Uncle Peter, Aunt Georgie, Cousin Peter, • Why was the snowman looking through the
and every one of you, may your hearts be filled
Uncle Mack and Aunt Flo. carrots? He was picking his nose.
with love and joy for this and every Christmas
Although they no longer sit at our table
but they will always live in our hearts because to come. • A man walks into a bar... ouch.
of the yearlong effect that the Magic of From Laura, myself and our family, The
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Christmas has on us all and how much they still • What did Adam say the day before
Chronicles Newspaper, Merry Christmas
mean to me. Christmas? “It’s Christmas, Eve.”
Everyone and the very best of health, love,
As Christmas Day would come to an
happiness and spirituality for the New Year and
end, and we would be tucked into our beds,
every year thereafter.
kissed on our foreheads by Mom and Dad, all
To end this article, and for the last time
was right with the world. My brother and I
this, I would to end with this sentence from
could not wait until next year when our home
and our hearts would once again be filled with “The Night Before Christmas”: “Merry
the Magic of Christmas. Christmas to All, and to All, a Good Night.”
Or as Tiny Tim said, “A Merry
Throughout my many years, I have seen
Christmas to us all God bless us every one.”
the Magic of Christmas fill the hearts of our
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children and our grandchildren and I often
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wonder, why the Magic of Christmas is not be
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felt the rest of the year. Just imagine what a
Broadcast Network and all our corporate
wonderful world this would be, if every day
divisions, I am, Rob McConnell.[]
were to be like Christmas Day.

