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Christmas Ha-Ha’s How do you know Santa is good at karate? He Knock knock.
has a black belt! Who's there?
Hannah.
Continued from Page 42 What do you call an old snowman? Water. Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Where does Santa stay when he is on holiday? What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel. The elf-abet. How did the ornament get addicted to
Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole
What do you call Frosty the Snowman in How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? life.
May? A puddle! Nothing - it was on the house!
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer ever What does Santa say at the start of a race? Because he had very low elf esteem.
went to school? He was elf taught. Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!
What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint-
What did Adam say the day before Christmas? Where do snowmen keep money? In a snow nickel-less.
It's Christmas, Eve! bank.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in
What do snowmen usually wear on their What type of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas. Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
heads? Ice caps!
Why does everybody like Frosty the Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife
Where do you find chilli beans? At the north Snowman? Because he is so cool! was a total flake.
pole!
What do you call a cat on Christmas Eve? Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?
What is a librarians favorite Christmas song? Sandy Claws. Because every single buck is dear to him!
Silent Night
Knock knock. What do you get when you cross a duck with
What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the Who's there? Santa? A Christmas quacker.
ceiling? An elfcicle! Mary.
Mary who? What’s Santa’s favorite snack food? Crisp
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? Merry Christmas. Pringles.
Holly Davidson.
Knock knock. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Why does Santa go down the chimney on Who's there? They’re into all the wrapping.
Christmas Eve? Because it 'soots' him! Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use - I've forgotten my name! Merry Christmas Everyone!

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