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After Raël put out the call for "angels" he made
sure that the women who applied did so with
headshots and that they were the hottest women
he could find. It's not that he cares about
physical beauty, it's just what the Elohim want.
He claimed they told him, “We prefer to be
surrounded by individuals of great beauty
corresponding to the absolutely perfect original
models of the different races that we once
created on earth….[P]hysical flaws are all due to
the errors of generations past, which have to allow them to build an embassy equipped religion still in its infancy so you shouldn't
damaged our genetic code.” Don't feel bad if with a launch pad for spaceships and the like. expect their numbers to be out of this world. In
you don't fit into the Elohim's ideal of beauty; it Initially Raël wanted to build the embassy in 2006 they claimed that there were 60,000
just means that your genes are completely Israel, but that was never going to happen so members, and in 2017 the church reported that
damaged. they decided to ask the find people of Canada. their membership was closer to 100,000. That's
Raël doesn't even care where it is in Canada, as actually not bad for a minor religion based
After everything was said and done he selected long as it's not near the arctic because the around aliens delivering messages to weird old
165 women to be his "lower order of White Elohim can't stand chilly temperatures. In a guys. Take Scientology for example: they claim
Angels." The lower order would prepare press release, the Raëliens claimed that to have 10 million people in their church but
themselves to act as hostesses to the aliens and whatever country finally allowed them to build that's not likely. In 2008 the ARIS, or American
“make Raël comfortable.” On top of that order their embassy would gain the windfall of "tens Religious Identification Survey, found that there
Raël chose six Pink Angels who were given of billions of dollars in the long term." were only about 25,000 people who claimed to
strict diets that would help them stay pure, and be Scientologists in America. When you
they were banned from having sex with anyone Did The Raëliens Really Clone A compare these two religions it seems like Raël

but the other Pink Angels and Raël. Baby? knows exactly to how to market themselves to
prospective members. They're nerds who
Raël Branches Out Into Human In the last week of 2002 the Raëliens and believe in UFOs, just like you, except they're
super hot. If you join their group you'll be that
Experiments Clonaid claimed that they had cloned a living
human, and that a baby named Eve had been much closer to a group of super hot people.
What’s so bad about that?
In 1997 a project called Clonaid was founded by born with an exact replica of her mother's DNA.
Raël with the intent of cloning a human being. Raël initially said that Eve would be shown to How To Join Raëlism
Although the cult has attempted to distance the world eight days after her birth, but he
themselves from the company there's no doubt balked when the time came to show off his
that it got its start with Raël. In an interview with creation. He claimed that in order to keep the If you haven't been turned off of Raëlienism
CNN, Raël claimed, "The cloning company and baby with her mother he couldn't show the world after reading about their faux-forward views on
the Raël movement [are] completely separate. what Clonaid had done. That's because Bernard sexuality, their creepy leader, and that whole
And the cloning company belongs to Dr. Brigitte Siegal, an attorney from Florida, sued Raël, human cloning thing then you should probably
Boisselier, who is a bishop in our organization, Boisselier and Clonaid for custody of Eve as look into joining the cult. But how does one go
but it's a private company. And the Raëlian soon as the group announced that she had been about joining Raëlienism? In some instances
movement, our religious organization, is born. However when he discovered that Clonaid you can find them outside of science fiction
completely separate. There is no link, no didn't have a physical address or a board of conventions - they'll be the naked models
investment. I don't know where the laboratory directors he became convinced that the birth of handing out UFO pamphlets - or you can just go
is." Eve "was a totally specious, fraudulent claim to a meeting.
and publicity stunt, and that Clonaid was a
This incredibly messy part of the Raëlien story sham." Rather than have one big indoctrination
ceremony, the Raëlians prefer to ease people
shows that the cult is either attempting to do
something like money laundering under the After this giant mess with the alleged clone baby into their alien sex cult. Once you go to their
guise of science, or that they're actually trying to Raël has all but severed ties with Clonaid, or so website it's actually pretty easy to find a Raëlian
clone a human. Either way even Dr. Brigitte it says in their website's FAQ: "The Raëlian meet up in your area (if you live in a major city).
Boisselier, the chemist who heads up Clonaid, Movement is an organization which is For instance, if you live in Los Angeles there's a
isn't immune to the Elohim's standards of completely independent from Clonaid. Clonaid meet up with two Raëlins named Salem and
beauty. In 2004 Raël said, “All our women try to is the name of a project (not a company), and it Sonoko above a Culver City Thai restaurant.
do their best, even if they are not beautiful. Like is managed by a Raëlian member named Dr. Nothing says intergalactic space gods like pad
Brigitte here, she does her best to look beautiful, Brigitte Boisselier. Neither Raël nor the Raëlian thai.
but she is not so young anymore. But she does Movement bring any funds to it, and they have
her best.” no relationship whatsoever with Clonaid, Once you've made the decision to join Raëlism
besides their moral support concerning the you undergo a baptism at 3 PM sharp on

The Embassy For Extraterrestrials cloning technologies. For more details visit October 7. According to the Canadian Raëlian
clonaid.com." website you aren't just dunked in some gross
religious water. Instead your electro-magnetic
One of Raël's pet projects throughout the years frequency is recorded by a supercomputer that's
has been to raise enough money so he can pay How Many Raelists Are There?
in a spaceship hovering above the earth. []
for an "Embassy for Extraterrestrials." In 2014
the church petitioned the Canadian government Compared to the "Big 3", Raëlienism is a