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Finding Bigfoot Was The

Most Ridiculous Show On
TV, And Not Just For The

Obvious Reasons

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Apparently The Cast Doesn't Believe
In Other Cryptids

Cryptids, or scientifically unsubstantiated
animals, include everything from the Loch Ness
Monster to Chupacabras. But apparently belief
in one type of cryptid doesn't mean someone
believes in all cryptids. During a press
conference, team member James "Bobo" Fay
got a bit defensive when an interviewer
compared Finding Bigfoot to a blatantly fake
Animal Planet docudrama called Mermaids: The
Body Found: "You can’t equate Bigfoot with
mermaids. You’re ignorant of the subject
matter.”

They Still Haven't Found Bigfoot

Finding Bigfoot has been on the air since 2011.
But in all that time, the show has yet to produce
any real evidence to prove the existence of
Bigfoot. How long will fans keep watching? As
one press report stated, "Show us Bigfoot or
GTFO." Team member Matt Moneymaker still
holds on to his dream of finding one of these
mysterious creatures, and insists that they are, in
fact, real: "There’s every kind of evidence that
they exist. Except bones. Except a carcass."

The Team Has No Incentive To
Actually Uncover Evidence

Once the team has found Bigfoot, the show's
purpose will be fulfilled. The thrill is in the
chase; it's the idea that maybe next week they'll
find even stronger evidence that keeps viewers
coming back for more. When your goal is to up
the ante a little bit with each episode to keep
viewers hooked, you really can't be making a lot
of progress with each hunt if you want your
show to last more than a few seasons.

Bigfoot Probably Isn't Real Anyway

Anecdotal evidence of spotting Bigfoot may
sound appealing, but there are simple
explanations for most sightings. North America Sunday, May 10, 2020
is home to several large mammals, including
black bears and brown bears. Bears often stand
on their hind legs, making them appear To All Mother’s Around the
humanoid from afar. Plus, primate experts agree World, HAPY MOTHER’S
that many "Sasquatch tracks" are likely made by DAY
bears rather than large apes. And what about that from everyone here at
famous footage of a walking Bigfoot? It's been
thoroughly debunked as a hoax. With apologies REL-MAR
to the Finding Bigfoot cast, there's just no McConnell media Company
concrete evidence of these animals existing. [] www.rel-mar.com

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