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70 Most 13 Successful UFO Hoaxes

The 13 Most Successful

UFO Hoaxes of All Time

by JF Sargent

These are the 13 most successful alien hoaxes of
all time. Whether or not extraterrestrials actually
live somewhere out there, these are all stories of
people making it up for publicity. Alien
autopsies, UFO sightings, and audio evidence
from faraway planets are here, all "proving" that
Earth is booming with extraterrestrial activity.
Do you believe in aliens? Take a look at the
stories and footage for yourself. You never know
if you'll be the next one to get brought aboard
the mother ship.

Fox News Exclusive Of NASA
Scientist's Meteorite Theory

Aliens are real, or so says a NASA scientist. Dr.
Richard B. Hoover, the scientist in question, has UFO Missile Launch the Pleiades. Although many of his claims were
explained that in his study of a rare class of proved false, people believed that Meier was the
meteorites, he has found fossil evidence of While serving the United States Air Force as 7th world prophet. According to a Gaia article in
bacterial life. These kinds of claims have been Officer in Charge of Optical Instrumentation in 2019:
found before and proven to be false, with many 1964, Professor Bob Jacobs and a few other “He foretold of the two wars the United States
experts hesitant to believe Hoover's claims. P.Z. members of the military were overseeing a would carry out in Iraq, as well as the dire
Myers, a biologist at the University of ballistic missile test in California, when effects of climate change and overpopulation.
Minnesota, Morris, commented on Hoover's something they couldn't identify appeared and He is believed to have warned of the AIDS
findings: "It isn't a real science journal at all, but using a plasma beam, knocked the projectile out epidemic that swept over the world, SARS, and
is the ginned-up website of a small group of of the sky. According to them, they were asked the rapid outbreak of terrorism in the 21st
crank academics obsessed with the idea [...] that to keep quiet about the event and did so for 18 century.”
life originated in outer space and simply rained years before finally appearing on "Larry King
down on Earth." Myers wrote his take on his Live" to discuss the incident. On the opposite Apollo 20 Moon Landing
blog Pharyngula, speaking about the Journal of side of this debate was none other than Bill Nye,
Cosmology's reputation, where Hoover the Science Guy. In this ten-minute segment, One of the most enduring conspiracy theories in
published his findings. Myers continued: "It Nye fights through the over-sensitive American culture is of Apollo 20, a supposed
doesn't exist in print, consists entirely of a crude rationalizing of the UFO believers and Larry last moon mission that, by some accounts, was a
and ugly website that looks like it was sucked King's controversial interviewing style to lend a joint mission between the US and the USSR that
through a wormhole from the 1990s, and skeptic's eye to the whole situation, while Bob launched with an experimental version of the
publishes lots of empty noise with no substantial Jacobs continually reminds the viewers that he Saturn rocket. Upon reaching the moon, they
editorial restraint." In one word, Myers labeled has a Ph.D. In the end, no one objectively comes discovered an alien spaceship filled with alien
Hoover's work as "garbage." out on top (unless you already have strong corpses.
opinions on whether UFOs exist, you're not
NASA STS-75 Tether Incident going to be convinced by either side's argument Alien Signals From Jupiter
for this specific incident). Oh, and Jacobs'
In February of 1996, miles above us, in space, Ph.D.? It's in dramatic art. Back in the 1970s, a bunch of people claimed to
NASA was experimenting with different have heard a signal coming from Jupiter. Since
techniques for generating electricity using The Dead Russian Alien this wasn't a planet that showed up in science
Earth's gravitational field, and in the middle of fiction regularly, people were immediately
one of those experiments, this video was shot. In In 2011 in Siberia, a man showed a video to a confused. In a 2017 article, The Washington
the very, very boring video, it appears as though local newspaper that he claimed was the recently Post reported: "The impulse to attribute any odd
the "aliens" are just bits of ice and fishing line. deceased body of an alien. The video promptly astronomical phenomena to extraterrestrial
went viral, and the police were brought in to intelligence is so compelling it's practically its
The Face On The Surface Of Mars investigate. Of course, as you have probably own law of physics."
already assumed, it was quickly discovered to be
In 2001, when the Viking 1 spacecraft was fake. The alien corpse was actually just chicken (Continued on Page 71)
circling Mars snapping photos, some people skin stuffed with bread.
claimed to have seen a model of a human face in
the images. Of course, you probably see it too. Billy Meier, The 7th World Prophet
The concept is called pareidolia, and it's the
psychological phenomenon where people When Billy Meier was just 5 years old, he
project images they're familiar with over encountered aliens for the first time: a Pleiadian
anything that even vaguely resembles it. Later named Sfath guided him for 11 years, explaining
images showed that the details of the Face on various mysteries of life until he passed and was
Mars in the region of the planet called Cydonia replaced by a woman named Asket. Later, Billy
was just a strange coincidence of an optical met Semjase, the granddaughter of Sfath, who
illusion. began warning Billy of an impending conflict.
To be fair, these aren't just aliens - they're time
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