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82                    Why Ghost Hunting Shows Are Fake





             Why Those TV Ghost-

                Hunting Shows Are

                Transparently Fake



                         Scott Craven


          On a fuzzy green screen, you see a T-shirted man
          pointing a small electronic recorder toward a
          murky corner.
                 He swivels his head toward the camera,
          his eyes glowing like orbs.
                 “This is where a figure of a small girl has
          been sighted on numerous occasions,” the man
          says in a hushed voice. “We’re hoping she’s in
          the mood to answer some – holy (bleep),
          something touched me!”
                 The frame jumps and blurs before
          focusing on the man’s face and his look of
          shock.
                 And it’s largely ghost-hunting theater,
          according to one of Phoenix’s longtime
          paranormal investigators.


          'It never happens like that'


          “Most of that stuff on  TV is bunk,”  Vincent
          Amico said. “It never happens like that.”
                 Amico has the experience to back up his
          claim. He’s been investigating the paranormal
          for 15 years, and in 2014 he and his wife started
          AZ Paranormal Investigations and Research
          Society.  Amico also leads tours for Haunted
          Historians, which attracts fans of the many
          ghost-hunting TV shows.
                 And that’s where these un-reality shows
          pose problems, he said. Those fans expect to see
          evidence of the afterlife, from an empty rocking
          chair moving by itself to shadowy apparitions  unfolded.                                       translated as, “Get out.” Or “He's here.” Or any
          coalescing in corners.                                 Jay Yates, who with his wife Marie have number of things, most of them eerie.
                 Such eerie incidents are extremely rare  been featured on several  TV and radio shows          “It’s all about suggestion,” Amico said.
          and easily fabricated.                         dedicated to paranormal investigations, said that “Let’s say he tells everyone he hears, ‘Help me.’
                 “A guy says he felt something touch him,  in some cases cameras are set up weeks before When it's played again, that what you hear.
          or you hear a door slam off camera,”  Amico    the ghost hunters themselves arrive.            ‘Help me.’ But it’s only because he planted it in
          said. “That’s the easiest stuff to fake. There’s no    “I wish that ghosts showed up on your head.”
          way to prove he wasn’t touched, or that someone  demand but it doesn't work that way,” he said.       The on-screen investigators also can
          off camera didn’t slam the door.”              “Many of these ghost-hunting shows are not manipulate devices that detect changes in the
                 Specter-chasing TV shows caught on in   evidence-driven, but more based upon electromagnetic field, believed to indicate the
          2004 with SyFy’s “Ghost Hunters,” which lasted  experiences from the cast and crew, not concrete presence of spirits, Amico said.
          12 years before broadcasting its last episode in  evidence always.”                                   The electromagnetic field (EMF) sensor
          October 2016. Similar shows followed in its            Amico also takes issue with the way features a series of lights that illuminate one
          glowing green footsteps, including  Travel     hunters interpret those static-filled electronic after another. The more lights, the stronger the
          Channel’s “Ghost  Adventures” and “Haunted     voice phenomena (EVP) recordings.               electromagnetic change.
          USA.”                                                  Viewers are familiar with the setup. The       The problem,  Amico said, is that
                                                         experts either place an EVP recorder in an empty something as simple as a cellphone can disrupt
          Following the formula                          room (the recording is analyzed later) or use it to the field and make the EMF sensor light up like
                                                         “interview” any spirits interested in chatting. a Christmas tree.
          The recipe is the same. Investigators equipped  Since ghosts have no vocal cords, they use their      "I remember one time they showed the
          with cameras and various ghost-detecting       energy to electrically manipulate sound that can device starting to light up, and the guy holding
          devices spend a night in a hotel / house /     be picked up by EVP recorders, paranormal the device had a huge watch on his wrist,"
          abandoned warehouse said to be haunted.        investigators say.                              Amico said. "When they cut back to him, the
          Before the sun rises, they’ve seen/spoken              In most cases, words are almost device was lit up and the watch was gone. It was
          with/found evidence of the afterlife. Everyone  impossible to make out amid the static and clearly two different times."
          goes home shaken.                              buzzing, and may be nothing more than                  Then there are those who believe
                 Amico said the shows are misleading at  background sounds, Amico said. That changes everything about investigations are bunk. They
          best, fake at worst.  A typical paranormal     once ghost hunters put words to those sounds, watch the shows so they can shake their heads in
          investigation takes several visits over weeks or  interpreting them as voices from beyond the utter disbelief while wondering how anybody
          months, he said, and 99 percent of that time   grave.                                          could buy the existence of the paranormal.
          would set off every tedium monitor in the place,                                                      "People can believe whatever they want
          if such a thing existed.                       'It's all about suggestion'                     and it makes no difference to me," Amico said.
                 The “night in a haunted house” scenario                                                 "A paranormal experience is by definition is
          is necessary to keep viewers interested, though  A fluctuation in static, for example, can be  something that can't be explained. I've
          it’s highly unlikely that’s how the investigation                                              experienced a lot of things I can't explain." []
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