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The strangest conspiracy Stonehenge but not the wheel is anyone’s Princess Diana was assassinated
guess...
theories: from Diana and Another conspiracy involving the British royal

Elvis to Meghan Markle Reptilian Elite family centres around the theory that Princess
Diana did not die by accident in Paris in 1997,
The ”reptoid hypothesis“ is a conspiracy theory but was deliberately murdered.
Continued from Page 67 which advances the argument that reptilian Numerous investigations, experts and an
humanoids live among us with the intention of inquest have all agreed with the official account
They surveyed hundreds of experts in enslaving the human race. It has been of events: that the Princess of Wales was killed
contrails as well as those who study atmospheric championed by former BBC sports presenter because of the “grossly negligent” driving of her
deposition (how various chemicals fall to the David Icke, who believes the likes of Bob Hope, chauffeur Henri Paul, who had been drinking.
ground from the air), presenting them with the members of the royal family and former US Conspiracists, however, believe what
so-called evidence provided on various presidents George W Bush and Bill Clinton are happened was not a tragic accident but rather a
chemtrail websites asking them to evaluate it. part of the ”Anunnaki“ race who came to earth hit carried out by agents of the British state.
In the end, 77 scientists reported back, for ”monatomic gold“. The then Harrods-owner Mohamed al-
“and the results were not terribly surprising” Critics accused Icke of anti-Semitism, Fayed, whose son Dodi died in the crash,
says New Scientist, with 98.7% (76 out of 77) of alleging that his talk of reptiles was code for claimed the killings were ordered because the
the scientists saying they had encountered no Jews – but he clarified that the lizards to which royal family did not want the mother of the
evidence of a secret large-scale atmospheric he referred were literal, not metaphorical. future king having a child with his son who was
programme. a Muslim.
However, that still leaves one expert who Prince Charles is a vampire “Helped by the Daily Express, those
did not agree with the majority consensus – and conspiracies were so convincing and so
that may be enough for conspiracy theorists. Like all good conspiracy theories, this widespread that the Met Police were forced to
one has some basis in fact. launch Operation Paget, an inquiry to establish
Aliens helped build Stonehenge According to genealogy records, Prince whether there was any truth in the theories,” The
Charles is believed to descend from Vlad the Independent reports. It lasted years, cost
The series of boulders that make up Stonehenge Impaler, the inspiration for Bram Stoker’s millions of pounds and ultimately found no
have long puzzled experts and provided material Dracula. First revealed in Iain Moncreiffe’s foundation for the claims.
ripe for conspiracy theorists. 1982 book Royal Highness, the Prince can trace Nevertheless, a 2013 YouGov poll found
Most pertinent is the question: how were his lineage back through his great grandmother that 38% of the British people still believe Diana
the stones - some weighing 50 tons - transported Queen Mary, the consort of George V, to Vlad was assassinated.
and arranged to where they sit today? IV, the half-brother of the notorious ruler. A new survey by international polling
Without basic transportation technology, The heir to the throne has even appeared firm IFOP found that this is roughly similar to
such as wheels (which were invented more than in a promotional video for the Romanian the percentage of the French public, although it
five centuries after Stonehenge is believed to National Tourist Office, joking “Transylvania is pales in comparison to the nearly six out of ten
have been built), there is no obvious answer to in my blood”. self-professed gilets jaunes who think Diana’s
how the biggest stones were moved. In 2017, it was reported that Charles had death was a “masked murder”.
Much of what scientists do know about even been offered the honorific title of ‘Prince “The astonishingly high figure among
the construction of Stonehenge is from educated of Transylvania’ because of his links to the ‘yellow vests’ was part of a study looking at ten
guesses and constantly evolving research, the region and promotion of Transylvania as a conspiracy theories widely circulated on social
newest of which suggests that in fact two of the tourist destination. media since the start of the movement in mid-
largest boulders that make up Stonehenge have All this has proved fertile ground for November,” says The Daily Telegraph.
always been “more or less” where they sit today. conspiracy theorists who claim, like the rest of “It found that 40% of ‘gilets jaunes’
Alternatively of course, scientists could the royal family, Prince Charles is not all that he believed in at least half of the theories. In most
shun the research and read Erich von Däniken’s seems and may in fact have more in common cases, they were more than twice as likely to
seminal book Chariots of the Gods?, “which with his infamous ancestor than just a drop of believe a theory than the national average.”
makes the argument that many ancient blood.
megastructures such as Stonehenge, the Harper’s Bazaar says that one of the (Continued on Page 70)
Egyptian pyramids, and the Moai heads of reasons this theory carries weight is because the CHECK OUT
Easter Island were built using know-how passed disease Porphyria is present amongst the royals. THE ‘X’ ZONE TV CHANNEL
down from God-like aliens to mankind”, says Porphyria is an iron-deficiency disease that “Searching For Answers,
The Independent. makes skin sensitive to sunlight. Demanding The Truth”
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