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13 Predictions for 2009 13 Predictions for 2009 GAZING INTO 2009 A little sax with your soothsaying. Okay, GAZING INTO 2009 Psychics Say Year let's get back to the future. Barbara Garcia - Like a breath of fresh air, Psychics Say Year "First, you remember I predicted an President Elect Barrack Obama sets a new Ahead Will Be Grim attack on the Taj Mahal." course for America that promises economic Ahead Will Be Grim Right, but not the Taj Mahal. The Taj recovery in the years ahead. It won’t all happen by Mike Strobel Mahal Hotel, 1,000 kms away in Mumbai. And in 2009 but rest assured that by the end of the by Mike Strobel Toronto Sun Toronto Sun every second Indian restaurant in the world is year we will begin to see results and an upward called Taj Mahal. Could have been any one of curve in the world economy. Anthony Carr, the World's Most them. Documented Psychic, was full of good cheer "You have to admit, I wasn't far off." Dr. Sunit Kumar Gupta - Predicted the last 5 here a year ago. Granted. Anything closer to home? presidents correctly. Here’s what he says about "Flee!" he urged us. "Flee to the "I see David Miller imposing some new our leaders: “Provided he is not victimized by mountain tops! The darkest caves! The bowels kind of sin tax." the sway of devious conspiracy– not just for of the Earth!" Oh, that makes my blood boil. Look at America –but for the rest of the World Barrack Sure thing, I sniffed. Bowels? You said my palms, they're shaking. will prove to be a great leader. Unlike the it, pal. "Actually, I see by your lines, you have present leaders Obama will work more for the Well, kiss my karma, I should have two sides to your personality. One is aggressive country than inflating his personal wealth. listened. He was right. Ain't no mountain high and outgoing." Michelle Obama’s time is difficult up till april enough to escape this economic Mordor. Dr. Jekyll writes my nice columns. Mr. of 2009. She should be very careful in her The World's Most Documented Psychic Hyde the sick, twisted, monstrous ones. Most of public appearances and must seek total drops by the Sun. them, come to think of it. protection. Biden is very hardworking and can I'll give you that one, Tony. "You been coming to blows with anyone row his boat amidst all the adversities. He is a But whatever happened with Paul at work? Someone with dark hair and dark true patriot. McCartney? He was supposed to get zapped by eyes? He's out to get you." an ungrounded electric toothbrush, but survive I knew it. Bonokoski. Judy Hevenly - Expect President Barack to marry Heather Locklear. Thanks for the tip, Tony. Now, to my Obama to govern from the center, using a new "You can't win 'em all." favourite tarot reader, the divine and divining style of politics, as he signals moderation and Which never stops Tony, or my other Ms Greene. he won’t rush on key issues that divide, as he Big Three seers: Nikki, Psychic to the Stars, "A rocky ride through 2009," she says. assures business and labour leaders he is doing and tarot queen Tara Greene. "Fasten your seat belts." this. Obama will act before the inauguration to Each year I ask them what's up. So you How rocky? institute some of his policies. Gen Jim Jones to can live your life safely. "Depression, fraud and scandals, bloody head up as Nat. Security, Robert Gates to For instance, last year Nikki predicted a battles in the streets as the jobless and hungry remain as Sec. of Defense, or Chuck Hagel to giant crocodile would eat a mess of people in protest, food shortages throughout the world, replace him, and together with Hillary Clinton Florida. very bad weather, floods in U.S. and Europe, as Secretary of State these ‘three,’ make a Thankfully, you all took heed and fascism in America." formidable team in the new Obama steered clear of the Sunshine State, and the big Well, I suppose I can live with all that, government. croc went hungry. Or at least, I didn't hear of Tara. any tourists playing smorgasbord. "Ignatieff to be prime minister in '09" Elizabeth Joyce - I am feeling major health So far, anyway. Still three days left. I No, NO! issues for John McCain in December 2008, and mean, I scoffed when Nikki said: "The stock "As Al Jolson used to say, 'You ain't seen the passing of Ted Kennedy by the end of market will crash!" nothin' yet.' " January 2009. I also felt Hillary Clinton would So, bring on 2009. Go, Nikki. On the plus side, Tara confirms Jennifer be Secretary of State after she was passed over "Buckingham Palace on fire, Loch Ness Aniston will have a kid, but via a sperm bank for the VP spot. Sarah Palin will run for the monster captured, earthquake in B.C., cruise not named Vince Vaughan or John Mayer. Senate in Alaska in September 2009, and wins. ship hijacked, airliner and meteorite collide, Dancing will be back in vogue for She may be a major contender with Hillary for fire in Belgian chocolate factory, a new board fitness and India will become a nation of NHL the Presidential spot in 2012. game called Recession, O.J. Simpson in fans, thanks to a Punjabi version of Hockey jailbreak bid, a streaker on American Idol ..." Night in Canada. Christopher Reburn - Sees economy better Oooo, I hope it's not Simon. Sheesh. Calcutta will get a team before Mid-to-end of Summer 2009. Storms: Lots of "... Leafs win Stanley Cup in 36 months Hamilton. snow–more than usual in snow areas. ..." So why all the turmoil in our world? It's Hurricanes increase. Health: More flu type Oh, drop it, Nikki. Not even Habs fans in the stars, silly. Pluto is in Capricorn, Saturn in illnesses this year. Some thing coming to help get that cruel. Speaking of which, any strange Virgo and while I'm no psychic ... diabetes patients. Accidents: Russian plane. animals this year? Last time, you foresaw a ... I'd say next year looks a whole lot like One U.S. plane in late part of year. Gay Issue: giant rabbit in England. Uranus. [] Believes more states will accept gay "... a green bear in China, and a green marriage;California should reverse recent WHAT OTHER flamingo ..." WHAT OTHER ruling. Political Issues - Believes Hillary will That'll look swell on my lawn. And PSYCHICS ARE remain in politics but doesn’t think she’ll run Elizabeth May will be pleased. How about PSYCHICS ARE again. Palin will probably run in 2012. Obama Oscar noms? PREDICTING FOR will do a good job and surrounds himself with PREDICTING FOR "Heath Ledger, Mickey Rourke, Anne informed people who will be helpful. This 2009 Hathaway, Angelina Jolie ..." 2009 President will need lots of protection; there are Jennifer Aniston? those who want to harm him and he will be "... no, but she'll have a child." Sylvia Browne - I predict the President elected tested. Terrorists: Sees one U.S. attempt. AT LAST! sometime after 2008 will die in office from a Concern for London, Germany and India. Top that, Tony. heart attack. The Vice President who will finish Michelle Obama: Some questionable business "Well, in my new book, Stargazer: their term will have an unpopular and mistaken dealings around her. Hollywood Predictions and Prophecies, the Man Who intention to declare war on North Korea. By that types:Comebacks for Whitney Houston and Predicted 9/11 ..." time, North Korea will have weapons of mass Brittney Spears. Madonna has 2-3 failed Clever plug. destruction. In the middle of efforts to declare relationships but artistically does well. Pitt/Jolie "It's at the presses. And did I mention war, I predict the Vice President will be not life partners. Should split and split will be I'm doing psychic/jazz nights at the Old Mill?" assassinated. nasty. The View: Look for Liz to leave and illness around Barbara Walters.