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17 Predictions for 2009 17 Predictions for 2009 Nikki - Psychic To The - Arnold Swarzenagger up and there will be a boom much like after the Nikki - Psychic To The Stars Predictions for - Axle Rose of Guns'n Roses Second World War - although heads of Stars Predictions for - Barak Obama governments have to watch out for danger. 2009 - Barbara Bush ‘X’ ZONE TRIVIA 2009 ‘X’ ZONE TRIVIA - Billy Graham Continued from Page 16 - Bob Barker Continued from Page 16 - Burt Reynolds Wild Weather Predictions - Chris Angel (Mind Freak) - Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than - David Blaine new cars. - Floods in Venice Italy, Gulf Coast and Florida, - David Copperfied - While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes wore a fake beard. Holland, England, France. - Debbie Reynolds - A huge tornado in California. - Dick Cheney, - If you’re a healthy, full-grown adult, your thigh bones are stronger than concrete. - Part of the polar ice cap melts. - Dick Clark - Doris Day - The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on The Royals - Elizabeth - Taylor “pickle research” in 1993. - Farah Fawcett - Thomas Edison invented wax paper. - Sex scandal in British Parliament. - Fidel Castro - Ninety percent of U.S. businesses are family owned. - Duke of Edinborough has to watch his health. - French President Sarkozy - The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: - A wedding in Monaco. - George Bush Sr. Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that - A yacht on fire in Monaco. - Hillary Clinton - A tragedy around Princess Caroline. - Hugh Hefner order. - An estimated 79% of all Americans have - Kidnapping Royal Family. - Hugo Chavez - Trouble around Fergie. - Jackie Stallone bought lottery tickets. - WhenHeinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it - Attack on the Queen. - Jerry Lewis - Buckingham Palace on fire. - Jimmy Carter travels at a rate of 25 miles per year. - Rule of thumb: Nearly all boys grow at least as - A horse mishap around the Royals. - Joanne Woodward - The Royal Crown Jewels are stolen. - Karl Lagerfield tall as their mothers. - It’s possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not - The Queen has to watch her health. - Keith Richard downstairs, - Windsor Castle on fire. - Kirk Douglas - Larry King - Charles Dickens always slept facing north. He Sports Predictions - Lauren Bacall thought it improved his writing. - Loretta Lynn Men get hiccups more often than women. No - The Toronto Maple Leafs will win the Stanley - Madonna one knows why. - Good news: The Bible has been translated into Cup within 36 months. - Marilyn Manson Klingon. - A new Canadian Hockey League. - Michael Jackson - A blimp explosion over a sports stadium. - Mick Jagger - State of the Union: The house where Thomas Jefferson wrote much of the Declaration of - A Formula One car out of control – a fiery - Nancy Reagan crash hitting the stands and killing the driver. - Nelson Mandela Independence was torn down and replaced wioth a hamburger stand. - A long distant swimmer will swim the English - Pamela Anderson Channel. - Patrick Swayze - If you’re an average American, you’ll spend about 6 months of your life waiting at red lights. - A ball in a baseball stadium will hit a fan - President Masharoff - The average adult male shaves off a pound of injuring them. - Prime Minister Brown of England beard every 10 years. - A streaker in a baseball field. - Queen Elizabeth - Musical note: A “Big Band” is any band with - A riot at a soccer stadium. - Sean Penn - Shirley Temple Black 10 or more musicians. Fashion Predictions - Ted Kennedy - The #1 use of gold in the United States: class rings. Men - The Duke of Edinborough - Tony Curtis - Chimpanzees lie a lot: How do scientists - Mustaches for men – very Clark Gable, Burt - Unice Schniver know? They taught them sign language. - If you’re of average weight, multiply it by .02 Reynolds. - Willie Nelson - Black for men (think Johnny Cash). - Zsa Zsa Gabor and that’s how much your brain weighs. - Humans are the only primates that don’t have - Thin ties like the 50’s and 60’s. - Suspenders will be back. Additional Predictions pigment in the palms of their hands. - The word “sqaw” does not appear in any - Capes for men. - Terrorist attack in Nevada, California, Native American language. Women - A Lot of Glamour Chicago, London England. - Ten percent of the Russian government’s - Two planes crashing over Kennedy Airport. income comes from the sale of vodka. - Business attire – mixed with glamorous - Power blackout in Las Vegas. - Hamsters get their name from Hamstern, a German word that means “to hoard.” accessories. - A woman from Tennessee wins the biggest - In 1900, the average American drank 12 sodas - 40’s compacts. jackpot ever at a casino. a year. Today it’s 556. - 40’s accessories. - The jitterbug dance, the tango, and the twist - Silver and grey. will be popular again. - Red-headed men are more likely to go bald than anyone else. - High shoes and boots. - Tragedy around a mud wrestler. - Muffs for women. - The dance clubs of the forties will be popular - Room service: Business travelers gain an average of 5 lbs. every year they’re on the road. - Platinum hair – colour blue. again. - Tye dye clothing - Within 24 months a UFO will land and there - U.S. hens lay enough eggs in a year to circle the equator 100 times. - Micro mini’s are back. will be more sightings. - Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks split. - According to NASA, it’s nearly impossible to Death and Health Watch shed tears in zero gravity. Summary and Overview - Why is prostution illegal in Reno and Las - Alex Trebek Vegas, but no where else in Nevada? It’s because men gamblers bet more money when - Amy Winehouse The economic woes, more terrorist attacks, and they bring their wives. - Annette Funicello wild weather will still be around for 2009 but Watch for The ‘X’ Trivia Book in 2009! - Aretha Franklin within twenty four months the economy picks