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FORM 8G
FORM TEACHER: Mrs. Pridannikoff.
FORM CAPTAIN: Christine Daw.
FORM VICE-CAPTAIN : Lorraine Slapp.
E is for enjoyment, when the teachers are away,
I is for intelligence, which never seems to stay,
G is for good humour, which our class overdoes,
H is for hush, which is always spoiled by an enormous buzz,
T is for thankfulness, then school breaks up each term,
G is for good behaviour, for which our class has no concern.
Class Comedian (clown that is) — Kay Boone.
Good Assistant (at giggling) — Jenny Barron.
Class Athlete (at nothing) — Margaret Milton.
Class's Best Artist (on pencil cases) — Dianne Mewett.
Class Bookworm (one book per year) — Marianne Ogbourne.
Class Hair (Cousin “ITT") — Margaret Fenech.
CLASS MOTTO — Save time, don’t do homework.
We wish all the Juniors and Seniors the best of luck in their forthcoming
examinations.

FORM 8H
FORM TEACHER : Miss Gardner.
FORM CAPTAIN : Sheridan Oliver.
Let me introduce you to Madame Natasha’s Wax Museum, the Caretaker
being Miss Gardner. The Museum contains perfect models displaying the exciting
background of 8H. Entering the Chamber of Horrors, we see the pirate and
scrounger. Heather Black-tooth, with her main victim. Susan Lot-a-money.
Next in line is Glyns Frankenstein, invented by Professor Nola Boltneck.
We now go to the Fantasy Section. Here we find Fay flittering around with
dainty steps while Raylene. the sweet-tooth fairy, has a packet of chips in one
hand and a drink in the other. Cinderella Sinclair barges through the door
and charges down the stairs, losing half her books and junk.
The Great War: Private Stick-up Stutz of the green coats was driven from
her barracks by General Have-Pipe-Will-Fight.
Music Lovers and Authoress : Here we see a model of the famous authoress
of “Kiss Along with Kate", Love-a-boy Western. Next is the great soprano.
Maree Sutherland, who cracked the light of A19 while singing “Die Lorelei" in
German. In the Limelight of the school choir we have Rowena, who loves sing
ing. but unfortunately burst Mr. Liehr's ear drums.
Miscellaneous Sections show how' the rebellious Homecraft pupil, Jill, tried
to blow up the Homecraft building by using too much bicarbonate of soda in
Anzac Biscuits and succeeded in bombing the floor with bits of dough and
teacher’s demonstration cooking which tasted like poison. Artist Sylvia De Vincie
did a marvellous painting of Helen, who is trying to beat the Battle of the Bulge.
Famous Teacher Nappers. Dulcei Doubleshooter. Wily Wisman. Tough-shot
Tessie. Killer Kathy. Sneaky Sealy. Lolly-legs Lawler, Goggle-eyed Gordon and
Meenie Marty are led by Mamselle Michelle and Gangster Gillies’ Famous
Heroines : this section shows Florence Dover assisted by Mother Matthews at
the Crimean War. The next model is that heroine from Popeye Cartoons,
Ollie Olive Oil. Hilarious Huckfeldt is the young girl who saved a teacher
from not falling down the stairs.
The first Moon Maidens are three fine models of those cosmetic cosmo
nauts. Fiery Farmer. Prunella Picton. and Pearl Pocock.
We would like to wish all grades the best of luck in the coming examina
tions. especially the Juniors and Seniors.

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