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1st October 2024 Price 1s 3d%u201c%u0007These old telephone wires are perfectly fine foryour inter-web needs, even with all the glitchingand lagging. I simply cannot fathom why anybody would want to switch to this new-fangled full fibre.%u201dLord Swindleton-SmytheCAN OLD PHONE WIRES HANDLE NEW INTERNET? Is old tech good enough for Rural Britain? We spoke to Lord Swindleton-Smythe, veteran of the telephone line broadband business. What-ho, you rural inter-web explorers!Lord Swindleton-Smythe here, proudly representing the big telephone copper wire industry. May I say, we all love things witha spot of history behind them: a classic automobile. An outdoor water closet. Child chimney sweeps.So I%u2019m here to remind you: your internet ought to have a certain vintage spirit to it as well. You can forget this new fangled, fifteen timesfaster fibre-optic tongue-twister.I installed these old telephone wires across your green and pleasant land in the Victorian times, and they worked marvellously all those years ago. So no need to think about changing anything for your broadband needs %u2013 just tolerate the telephone lines I say! Pip-pip!DON%u2019T FALL BEHIND THE TIMES. LOOK INSIDE TO DISCOVER THE BROADBAND OF TODAY AND BEYOND